Poolhall Junkies - Debate on Real vs. Fake Breasts
Max: [''In the diner'']
Man that chick has got body karate.
Tang:
Hay do you think her tits are real? I hate chicks with fake tits.
Max:
Are you kidding me? Fake tits are the greatest invention of the 20th century. Plus they're safe.
Chris:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, safer?
Max:
Yeah. But do you know that 78% of all chicks that have fake tits involved in boating accidents do not drown.
Chris:
Where do you get this shit?
Max:
It's common knowledge
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Poolhall Junkies - Cautionary Advice Against Swimming
Max:
Never go swimming. You'll drown.
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Poolhall Junkies - Statistics on Unused Potential in Relationships
Max: [''In the diner'']
Did you guys know, that the average penis size is 6.4 inches? And that the average vaginal canal is 7.9 inches.Therefore, in this country alone, there's over 17,000 miles of unused, virgin pussy out there.
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