Memorable Quotes from Phillip Glasser
3 quotesDebate on Real vs. Fake Breasts
Max
Man that chick has got body karate.
[''In the diner'']
Tang
Hay do you think her tits are real? I hate chicks with fake tits.
Max
Are you kidding me? Fake tits are the greatest invention of the 20th century. Plus they're safe.
Chris
Whoa, whoa, whoa, safer?
Max
Yeah. But do you know that 78% of all chicks that have fake tits involved in boating accidents do not drown.
Chris
Where do you get this shit?
Max
It's common knowledge
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Statistics on Unused Potential in Relationships
Max
Did you guys know, that the average penis size is 6.4 inches? And that the average vaginal canal is 7.9 inches.Therefore, in this country alone, there's over 17,000 miles of unused, virgin pussy out there.
[''In the diner'']
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Cautionary Advice Against Swimming
Max
Never go swimming. You'll drown.
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