Memorable Quotes from Piper Perabo
15 quotesUnexpected Turn in a Broadcast Adventure
Rocky
What's happening?
Bullwinkle
Cobs and shuckins, Rock! The president must be beaming us to ]!
[[w:Washington, D.C.|Washington]
Rocky
That's not the president, Bullwinkle, that's a green light from ]. Those TV people must've changed their minds.
[[w:Hollywood, Los Angeles|Hollywood]
Rocky and Bullwinkle
Whoa!!!!!!!
Narrator's Mother
Goodbye, Sonny!
[as the green light takes her son with them]
Narrator
I'll be back for hiatus, Ma!
Bullwinkle
Hang on, Rocky!!
Narrator
Mama!!!!!
Rocky
Hokey smoke! Are you alright?
Bullwinkle
Yeah, but I think we're on the wrong show. Look how well they drew that girl.
Karen Sympathy
It's you. It's really you! Rocky… and Bull-- Bull-- Bull--
Bullwinkle
I believe the word you're searching for is "winkle".
Karen
Bullwinkle.
Rocky
Hey, what network are you from?
Karen
I'm not from any network. Agent Karen Sympathy, FBI.
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Emotional Conflict in Relationships
Rachel
You make me feel something I absolutely cannot feel.
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Struggling with a Difficult Decision
Rachel
I can't...
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The Meaning of the Lily
Rachel
What does the lily mean?
Luce
The lily means... The lily means, "I dare you to love me".
[pause]
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Lost Wedding Ring During Celebration
Luce
What, is something wrong? I'm here to help.
[Has come for a glass of punch, but finds Rachel blocking the way]
Rachel
My ring. I was getting some of this punch crap and...
Luce
Your wedding ring?
Rachel
It fell off. Off and in there. My wedding ring is in there.
Luce
And you tried the ladle?
Rachel
Nothing.
Luce
And you can't empty...
Rachel
No.
Luce
No, it's too big. Right. Only one thing to do. Cover me.
Rachel
What?
Luce
Use the dress.
Luce
I'm going in.
Rachel
You can't just...
Rachel
Oh, yes, really, you can.
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Confronting Relationship Issues Through Uncomfortable Choices
Heck
It's porn, right? It's degrading. It's offensive.
[after finding that Rachel has a lesbian porn film]
Rachel
God yes.
Heck
Yeah. Let's watch it anyway. Come on, Rach, I mean, things have been getting slack in that department recently. I know it's my fault, and it's... yeah.
Rachel
No, it's mine... I... uh... but I don't want to watch this.
Heck
Why not?
[sadly]
Rachel
It doesn't turn me on.
Heck
Makes one of us.
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A Moment of Decision and Closure
Rachel
Okay. So do you see? You have to see. I, I can't do this. I can't actually do this. So whatever it is, or was, it's got to stop, and it's got to stop now, do you understand? It's over.
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Belief in Love at First Sight
Rachel
Do you guys believe in love at first sight?
Zina
Well, it saves time.
Rachel
No, really, that you could meet someone, or just... across a room, and with that one glance you could look in their eyes and see their soul. Do you believe that could happen?
Beth
No.
[long pause, takes a breath]
Zina
Absolutely not.
Rachel
No, me neither.
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Understanding Identity in Sports Conversations
Rachel
She's gay...
[about Luce]
Heck
As a tennis player.
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Conflicting Emotions in a Reunion
Luce
Hi!
Rachel
No! No! You're not happy to see me! You can't! I don't want you to be happy to see me!
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Taking the Plunge in Love
Rachel
In her acceptance speech, the distinguished scientist paid tribute to her husband, Dr. Chris Davis. Tomorrow the pair celebrate their 42nd wedding anniversary after eloping together on the day they met. When asked how they could possibly have known that it would all work out, Professor Harrison replied in true scientific fashion: "We don't know, you can never be sure. But you take the plunge anyway. Sure is for people who don't love enough.
[reading to coworkers]
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Expectations of Fairy Tales vs. Reality
Rachel
Everyone promises you happily ever after... but life turns into a different kind of fairy tale.
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Unexpected Pain from Thorns
Luce
OW! OW!
Rachel
What is it? What?
[Getting off her]
Luce
Thorns! Thorns! In my bum! Ow!
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Making Jam and Self-Doubt
Heck
I like this jam. It's really good jam. I should make jam. I could, you know.
[Rachel and Heck are having breakfast in bed]
Rachel
Course you could.
Heck
You don't think I could.
Rachel
Not for a second.
Heck
Anyway, I was talking to Rob yesterday.
Rachel
That man's an ass.
Heck
That man is an ass. But he's got this really sweet girlfriend. God knows what she found to love about him, but she does. He cheats on her like a nutter.
Heck
Oh, come back to bed.
Rachel
I'm up now. Does she know?
Heck
Well, I'm like, If you want to leave, tell her. Are you really up?
Rachel
I really am. Maybe he doesn't want to leave. Maybe he doesn't know what he wants.
Heck
Anyway, he should figure it out before someone gets hurt... Why are you looking at me?
Rachel
Cause you're a good person.
Heck
You wait till I make jam. Then I'll rock your world.
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Conflict Over Staying or Leaving
Brian
Get out. I said get out.
Bobby
I'll get in the back.
Brian
That's not what I said.
Bobby
Brian, please let me stay. Brian, please don't! Brian, do not do this!
[Brian gets out and forces her out of the Suburban]
Brian
There's a town down that road.
Bobby
These are just bruises! I have been bouncing around in the back of that stupid car for days-
Brian
I'm sure there's plenty of water in town, but here's half a gallon.
Bobby
Of course I have bruises, but I am fine! I love you.
Brian
If you ration it, it should last you a few days.
Bobby
You love me, don't you?
Brian
The same goes for the food.
Bobby
Brian, I'll wear a mask. I didn't know-
Brian Green
The HELL YOU DIDN'T KNOW! Don't you DO that! DON'T YOU LIE TO ME!
Bobby
I wasn't sure.
Brian
When you get to town, you find a comfortable place, you know, with a good bed. And get yourself a blanket, even if it feels hot now. And lots of water. Do it before you're too weak.
Bobby
Brian-
Bobby
I warned you about the girl. I told you to stay away from her; why the hell couldn't you have listened to me.
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