The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle - Unexpected Turn in a Broadcast Adventure
Rocky:
What's happening?
Bullwinkle: [[w:Washington, D.C.|Washington]
Cobs and shuckins, Rock! The president must be beaming us to ]!
Rocky: [[w:Hollywood, Los Angeles|Hollywood]
That's not the president, Bullwinkle, that's a green light from ]. Those TV people must've changed their minds.
Rocky and Bullwinkle:
Whoa!!!!!!!
Narrator's Mother: [as the green light takes her son with them]
Goodbye, Sonny!
Narrator:
I'll be back for hiatus, Ma!
Bullwinkle:
Hang on, Rocky!!
Narrator:
Mama!!!!!
Rocky:
Hokey smoke! Are you alright?
Bullwinkle:
Yeah, but I think we're on the wrong show. Look how well they drew that girl.
Karen Sympathy:
It's you. It's really you! Rocky… and Bull-- Bull-- Bull--
Bullwinkle:
I believe the word you're searching for is "winkle".
Karen:
Bullwinkle.
Rocky:
Hey, what network are you from?
Karen:
I'm not from any network. Agent Karen Sympathy, FBI.
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Carriers - Conflict Over Staying or Leaving
Brian:
Get out. I said get out.
Bobby:
I'll get in the back.
Brian:
That's not what I said.
Bobby: [Brian gets out and forces her out of the Suburban]
Brian, please let me stay. Brian, please don't! Brian, do not do this!
Brian:
There's a town down that road.
Bobby:
These are just bruises! I have been bouncing around in the back of that stupid car for days-
Brian:
I'm sure there's plenty of water in town, but here's half a gallon.
Bobby:
Of course I have bruises, but I am fine! I love you.
Brian:
If you ration it, it should last you a few days.
Bobby:
You love me, don't you?
Brian:
The same goes for the food.
Bobby:
Brian, I'll wear a mask. I didn't know-
Brian Green:
The HELL YOU DIDN'T KNOW! Don't you DO that! DON'T YOU LIE TO ME!
Bobby:
I wasn't sure.
Brian:
When you get to town, you find a comfortable place, you know, with a good bed. And get yourself a blanket, even if it feels hot now. And lots of water. Do it before you're too weak.
Bobby:
Brian-
Bobby:
I warned you about the girl. I told you to stay away from her; why the hell couldn't you have listened to me.
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Imagine Me & You - Struggling with a Difficult Decision
Rachel:
I can't...
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Imagine Me & You - Unexpected Pain from Thorns
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Imagine Me & You - A Moment of Decision and Closure
Rachel:
Okay. So do you see? You have to see. I, I can't do this. I can't actually do this. So whatever it is, or was, it's got to stop, and it's got to stop now, do you understand? It's over.
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Imagine Me & You - Conflicting Emotions in a Reunion
Luce:
Hi!
Rachel:
No! No! You're not happy to see me! You can't! I don't want you to be happy to see me!
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Imagine Me & You - The Meaning of the Lily
Rachel:
What does the lily mean?
Luce: [pause]
The lily means... The lily means, "I dare you to love me".
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Imagine Me & You - Confronting Relationship Issues Through Uncomfortable Choices
Heck: [after finding that Rachel has a lesbian porn film]
It's porn, right? It's degrading. It's offensive.
Rachel:
God yes.
Heck:
Yeah. Let's watch it anyway. Come on, Rach, I mean, things have been getting slack in that department recently. I know it's my fault, and it's... yeah.
Rachel:
No, it's mine... I... uh... but I don't want to watch this.
Heck: [sadly]
Why not?
Rachel:
It doesn't turn me on.
Heck:
Makes one of us.
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Imagine Me & You - Belief in Love at First Sight
Rachel:
Do you guys believe in love at first sight?
Zina:
Well, it saves time.
Rachel:
No, really, that you could meet someone, or just... across a room, and with that one glance you could look in their eyes and see their soul. Do you believe that could happen?
Beth: [long pause, takes a breath]
No.
Zina:
Absolutely not.
Rachel:
No, me neither.
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Imagine Me & You - Making Jam and Self-Doubt
Heck: [Rachel and Heck are having breakfast in bed]
I like this jam. It's really good jam. I should make jam. I could, you know.
Rachel:
Course you could.
Heck:
You don't think I could.
Rachel:
Not for a second.
Heck:
Anyway, I was talking to Rob yesterday.
Rachel:
That man's an ass.
Heck:
That man is an ass. But he's got this really sweet girlfriend. God knows what she found to love about him, but she does. He cheats on her like a nutter.
Heck:
Oh, come back to bed.
Rachel:
I'm up now. Does she know?
Heck:
Well, I'm like, If you want to leave, tell her. Are you really up?
Rachel:
I really am. Maybe he doesn't want to leave. Maybe he doesn't know what he wants.
Heck:
Anyway, he should figure it out before someone gets hurt... Why are you looking at me?
Rachel:
Cause you're a good person.
Heck:
You wait till I make jam. Then I'll rock your world.
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Imagine Me & You - Understanding Identity in Sports Conversations
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Imagine Me & You - Lost Wedding Ring During Celebration
Luce: [Has come for a glass of punch, but finds Rachel blocking the way]
What, is something wrong? I'm here to help.
Rachel:
My ring. I was getting some of this punch crap and...
Luce:
Your wedding ring?
Rachel:
It fell off. Off and in there. My wedding ring is in there.
Luce:
And you tried the ladle?
Rachel:
Nothing.
Luce:
And you can't empty...
Rachel:
No.
Luce:
No, it's too big. Right. Only one thing to do. Cover me.
Rachel:
What?
Luce:
Use the dress.
Luce:
I'm going in.
Rachel:
You can't just...
Rachel:
Oh, yes, really, you can.
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Imagine Me & You - Taking the Plunge in Love
Rachel: [reading to coworkers]
In her acceptance speech, the distinguished scientist paid tribute to her husband, Dr. Chris Davis. Tomorrow the pair celebrate their 42nd wedding anniversary after eloping together on the day they met. When asked how they could possibly have known that it would all work out, Professor Harrison replied in true scientific fashion: "We don't know, you can never be sure. But you take the plunge anyway. Sure is for people who don't love enough.
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Imagine Me & You - Emotional Conflict in Relationships
Rachel:
You make me feel something I absolutely cannot feel.
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Imagine Me & You - Expectations of Fairy Tales vs. Reality
Rachel:
Everyone promises you happily ever after... but life turns into a different kind of fairy tale.
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