Porteus Xandau

Johnny Trash: Hola, Trashynistas. I'm sitting here with the one, the only DJ X. I'm sorry for those of you who have a shoddy connection. I guess you'll just have to take my word for it when I tell you the man's absolutely scrumptious.

DJ X: They'll just have to come and see me in person.

Johnny: Yeah, well, they'll just have to get in line. Ha, ha. So, DJ X, why do you think the detached and the, you know, the disconnected youth of today have latched on so fervently to your parties?

DJ X: Because I create a place where all the lost souls of the world can come together. A place where they can do what they want, whenever they wanna do it.

Johnny: Yeah, you heard it straight from the man himself, all you lost boys and girls. This is gonna be the biggest rave of the century. And we'll let you know where it's gonna be an hour before this event, so stay tuned to this website for the deets. That was a great interview, X. Thank you so much.

DJ X: No, no. Thank you for getting the word out. I wanna have as many people at this event as possible.

Johnny: It's my pleasure. And I mean that. So anyhow, what do you guys have to drink in this jalopy?

DJ X: [his teeth suddenly transform into fangs; bites Johnny Trash on the neck as he mauls him to death] Not much. Just... ...you!!

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Consequences of Choices in Crisis Situations

Bill Nelson: [to Eden] You carry on the way you're going, you're gonna wind up one seriously fucked-up individual.

John Hatcher: Yesterday, if I turned up on the 6:00 news with a survivor in tow, they'd have strung me up from the nearest lamp-post by the balls. But if, in 48 hours, I arrive with a survivor and a cure, sure they won't give a flying fuck about the survivor, but they'll be lining up to kiss my arse for that cure.

DJ: Ladies and gentlemen! Here he is, the head chef, the big cheese, the sunshine of your lives! It's Sol!

Cellar Guard: [to Eden] If you're hungry, why not try a piece of your friend?