Memorable Quotes from Pua Magasiva
1 quoteMemories of Weddings and Community Challenges
Pastor
We have a problem. As a shepherd of the Lord charged with watching over our little community, I have officiated at many happy occasions. Celebrations of love, togetherness, peace and harmony...and there are weddings you four have attended. Shall we watch some? Tavita's wedding.
[Sefa, Albert, Michael, and Stanley agree, and an assistant readies the VCR.]
Sione
It's not funny guys, it's not funny! Do you know what the hell you've done!?!?
[in footage]
Pastor
And Albert, don't think anyone has forgotten Iakopo's wedding.
Pastor
Sefa, don't think anyone has forgotten Mose's wedding.
[as assistant switches tapes]
Pastor
And just last night, your crowning glory. Eugene's wedding.
[Albert coldly looks at a sweaty Stanley.]
Stanley
Bolo, Bolo, Bolo! You didn't see me, okay? I was not here! Later!
[off-cam voice; speaks to camera]
Albert
Eugene's gone ballistic....
[off-cam; The lens is blocked]
Various Voices In Camera
Shut up, shut up! Turn it off! No, you shut up!
Pastor
Shame and heartache, because of FOUR IMMATURE FOOLS! My flock have commanded to me, and that is why my decree, is this...at Sione's wedding, all of you...are banned. Our meeting is over.
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