Sione's Wedding - Memories of Weddings and Community Challenges
Pastor: [Sefa, Albert, Michael, and Stanley agree, and an assistant readies the VCR.]
We have a problem. As a shepherd of the Lord charged with watching over our little community, I have officiated at many happy occasions. Celebrations of love, togetherness, peace and harmony...and there are weddings you four have attended. Shall we watch some? Tavita's wedding.
Sione: [in footage]
It's not funny guys, it's not funny! Do you know what the hell you've done!?!?
Pastor:
And Albert, don't think anyone has forgotten Iakopo's wedding.
Pastor: [as assistant switches tapes]
Sefa, don't think anyone has forgotten Mose's wedding.
Pastor: [Albert coldly looks at a sweaty Stanley.]
And just last night, your crowning glory. Eugene's wedding.
Stanley: [off-cam voice; speaks to camera]
Bolo, Bolo, Bolo! You didn't see me, okay? I was not here! Later!
Albert: [off-cam; The lens is blocked]
Eugene's gone ballistic....
Various Voices In Camera:
Shut up, shut up! Turn it off! No, you shut up!
Pastor:
Shame and heartache, because of FOUR IMMATURE FOOLS! My flock have commanded to me, and that is why my decree, is this...at Sione's wedding, all of you...are banned. Our meeting is over.
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