Half Baked - Unexpected Request from a Scientist
Scientist:
Janitor? Uh, janitor?
Thurgood:
Ah! Oh..sorry bout that. What is it, scientist?
Scientist: [hands Thurgood a note]
I know this isn't your responsibility but, uh, could you be a dear and run this down to the supply department for me? It's on the second floor.
Thurgood:
Just run this down?
Scientist:
Yes, but make sure you bring the order right back to me. I need it A.S.A.P.
Thurgood: [hands him a mop]
Gotcha. Hey, I know this isn't your responsibility but just mop the rest of this shit up I'll be right back.
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Dawn of the Dead - A Confession About Identity and Attraction
Glen:
I guess the first time I knew I was gay I was 13. This guy, Todd, he was building a deck in our backyard...
CJ:
Okay, just, please, stop.
Glen:
He had the most astonishing blue eyes.
CJ: [''Starts doing pushups'']
Oh, my God! I'm in hell!
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Dawn of the Dead - Questioning Belief in God
Glen:
I don't believe in God. I don't see how anyone could.
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The Cutting Edge - Unexpected Encounters Between a Cop and Athlete
Calgary cop:
Name, son.
Doug Dorsey:
Dorsey, U.S. Hockey!
Calgary cop:
Hell, son, they're just about to start!
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