Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules - Bathroom Door Concerns in Family Dynamics
Susan Heffley: [enters Greg's room; sternly to Greg]
Greg. Two words: Bathroom… door.
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules - The Need for Personal Space and Privacy
Susan Heffley:
Rodrick, I've lived in this house for 10 years. I've locked that door 10,000 times because sometimes it's my only moment of privacy of the day. I know there was a lock on that door.
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules - Struggling with Expectations and Public Embarrassment
Susan Heffley: [as time passes; emotionally]
What did I say about being civil to one another?! That's all I asked of you! Well, you have blown it big time! Never been more embarrassed. Everyone we know was there. I have no idea how I'm gonna write my column this week. I feel like a complete fraud!
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules - Nostalgia for Youthful Memories and Celebrations
Susan Heffley:
Oh, honey, hi! Remember when we were young like this? And we used to dance and go to parties and stuff like that?
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Kicking & Screaming - Coaching a Shy Child's Name Inquiry
Ann Hogan: [asking Ditka for an autograph]
Hi, Coach Ditka? Hi. Um, our son, Byong Sun, he's very shy, and I was just wondering if you could, uh..?
Ditka:
Yeah, sure, be glad to. How do you spell it?
Ann:
Byong Sun. B-Y-...
Ditka: [hands back the paper]
I think I got it.
Ann Hogan: [she and Donna walk away]
Oh, okay. Thank you.
Ditka:
Bye-bye.
Phil:
Yeah, they're great.
Ditka:
Just a wonderful couple.
Donna Jones: [walking away looking at autograph; [Inside Out (2015 film)|Bing Bong]
]?
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Kicking & Screaming - Jacket Jokes and Advice in Tension
Ann Hogan: [after Phil reprimands Byong Sun for missing the net on a kick]
Ease up on him!
Phil Weston:
You ease up on that corduroy jacket of yours!
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Kicking & Screaming - Understanding Shyness Through Literature
Ann Hogan:
Byong Sun is very shy - this book really helped us to deal with it, so you're probably gonna want to give it a glance.
Phil Weston: [reading title; pause]
My Child is Shy". Thanks. I'm sorry, who's your son?
Donna Jones:
Byong Sun.
Phil Weston: [pause; realizing they are lesbians]
Oh, I see. Actually, I don't see, I'm sorry. Oh wait, now I see! Wow!
Ann Hogan:
We're at all the games, unlike a lot of the other parents.
Phil Weston:
No no, not like the other parents at all! You're better than the other parents.
Ambrose's Dad:
Oh, so they're better?
Phil Weston:
No, they're different.
Donna Jones:
What do you mean "different"?
Phil Weston:
I mean, you're different because you're better.
Ambrose's Dad:
How are they better?
Phil Weston:
You're both better different... in a different but better way!
Ann Hogan: [she and Donna walk away]
Uh.. okay.
Ambrose's Dad:
It's a little early to start playing favorites, Phil.
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The Hangover - Miscommunication About Travel Plans in Las Vegas
Melissa:
I called that bed and breakfast in Napa. They said they had no record of you even checking in.
Stu:
That's cause we didn't go to Napa.
Melissa:
Stu, what the fuck is going on?
Stu:
We went to Las Vegas.
Melissa:
Oh, really? Las Vegas? Why would you go to Las Vegas?
Stu:
Cause my best friend was getting married, and that's what guys do.
Melissa:
Uh-huh?
Stu:
Yeah.
Melissa:
That's not what you do.
Stu:
Really? Well, then, why did I do it?! Huh?! Cause I did it! Riddle me that! Why'd I do it?! You know, sometimes I think all you want me to do is what you want me to do. Well, I'm sick of doing what you want me to do all the time. I think, in a healthy relationship, sometimes a guy should be able to do what he wants to do.
Melissa:
That is not how this works!
Stu:
Oh, good! Because whatever this is ain't workin for me!
Melissa:
Oh, really?
Stu:
Yeah!
Melissa:
Since when?!
Stu:
Since you fucked that waiter on your cruise last June! BOOM!!!
Alan:
You told me it was a bartender.
Stu:
Oh. You're right. I stand corrected. It was a bartender. You fucked a bartender.
Melissa:
You're an idiot.
Stu: [struggles]
You're a-- You... You're... such a bad person! Like, all the way through to your core!
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