Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd - Foot Hygiene and Parental Expectations
Jessica:
Wipe your feet. My parents are totally anal!
Harry:
Oh, that's gross!
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Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd - Chaos and Confusion in a Messy Bathroom
Harry:
You two timing slut! And you, I thought you were from St. Louis! I don't ever want to see you again!
Walter:
(walks into bathroom to see melted chocolate all over the place) Oh, my God.
Harry:
And I'm leaving! (he does so)
Walter:
(thinks the chocolate is fecal matter) He shit everywhere. THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE! DAMN IT!!! THERE'S SHIT ON THE WINDOWS! OH MY GOD! MY HOUSE IS FULL OF SHIT!! HE SHIT EVERYWHERE!! LOOK WHAT HE DID! HE SHIT ALL OVER THE WALL! GET UP HERE!
Jessica:
When can I see you?
Lloyd:
Uh, how about tonight at eight?
Walter:
MY HOUSE IS FULL OF BILE! SHIT!! (to his wife) Calm down! Just calm down!
Jessica:
Th-Thank you Lloyd, I got to go. I got to go for a little peek, see you at eight!
Lloyd:
Date with Jessica, YEAH!
Walter:
Look what he did! He shit all over the wall!
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Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd - Misunderstanding in a Conversation
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Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd - Butter Preferences and Introductions in Conversation
Walter:
You like your butter, huh? We have some margarine if you want, you can just scoop it out of the tub.
Harry:
No I'm fine, thank you.
Jessica's Mom:
Oh, hello.
Walter:
This is uh...Harry.
Jessica's Mom:
You know, they make that in a womens suit to! (Harry covers himself a little with the jacket)
Walter:
Jessica were eating!
Jessica:
Meet me at the front door Lloyd.
Jessica's Mom:
Well I see you like my rolls.
Harry:
Sure, I like a women with some meat on her bones. So Charlie, what business you in?
Walter:
The names Walter.
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Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd - A Compliment Unexpectedly Shared
Lloyd:
You have beautiful eyes!
Harry:
You have beautiful eyes!
Jessica:
Thank you.
Lloyd: [sees a dog]
Hey, where'd you come from?
Harry:
Hey where'd you come from?
Jessica:
I was born in St. Louis.
Lloyd:
Would you like me to pat your head?
Harry:
Would you like me to pat your head?
Lloyd:
I bet you want your head scratched.
Harry:
I bet you want your head scratched.
Jessica:
No why, we still have a lot to talk about.
Lloyd: [dog barks at him]
I bet you... Don't you snap at me like that! You're lucky I don't punch you right in the face!
Harry:
Don't snap at me like that! You're lucky I don't punch you in the face!
Lloyd:
Oh, I remember you...how could I forget those big hairy nipples.
Harry:
How could I forget those big hair nipples?
Lloyd:
I can almost smell your stinky fenuter from here.
Harry:
I can almost smell your stinky fenuter from here.
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The Amityville Horror - Conflict Over Babysitting and Responsibility
Chelsea Lutz:
Jodie says you're a bad babysitter.
Lisa:
Yeah? Well Jodie's... what's the word? Dead.
Chelsea Lutz:
Is not.
Lisa:
That little shit got me fired.
Billy Lutz: [points to Chelsea's closet]
Dare you to go there.
Lisa:
You give me your KISS poster if i do it.
Billy Lutz:
Okay.
Lisa:
Okay.
Chelsea Lutz:
You're going to make her mad.
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