Memorable Quotes from Rachel Nichols
6 quotesButter Preferences and Introductions in Conversation
Walter
You like your butter, huh? We have some margarine if you want, you can just scoop it out of the tub.
Harry
No I'm fine, thank you.
Jessica's Mom
Oh, hello.
Walter
This is uh...Harry.
Jessica's Mom
You know, they make that in a womens suit to! (Harry covers himself a little with the jacket)
Walter
Jessica were eating!
Jessica
Meet me at the front door Lloyd.
Jessica's Mom
Well I see you like my rolls.
Harry
Sure, I like a women with some meat on her bones. So Charlie, what business you in?
Walter
The names Walter.
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Conflict Over Babysitting and Responsibility
Chelsea Lutz
Jodie says you're a bad babysitter.
Lisa
Yeah? Well Jodie's... what's the word? Dead.
Chelsea Lutz
Is not.
Lisa
That little shit got me fired.
Billy Lutz
Dare you to go there.
[points to Chelsea's closet]
Lisa
You give me your KISS poster if i do it.
Billy Lutz
Okay.
Lisa
Okay.
Chelsea Lutz
You're going to make her mad.
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Foot Hygiene and Parental Expectations
Jessica
Wipe your feet. My parents are totally anal!
Harry
Oh, that's gross!
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Misunderstanding in a Conversation
Lloyd
Jessica, you give him some yet?
Jessica
Some what?
Lloyd
You know, SOME.
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Chaos and Confusion in a Messy Bathroom
Harry
You two timing slut! And you, I thought you were from St. Louis! I don't ever want to see you again!
Walter
(walks into bathroom to see melted chocolate all over the place) Oh, my God.
Harry
And I'm leaving! (he does so)
Walter
(thinks the chocolate is fecal matter) He shit everywhere. THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE! DAMN IT!!! THERE'S SHIT ON THE WINDOWS! OH MY GOD! MY HOUSE IS FULL OF SHIT!! HE SHIT EVERYWHERE!! LOOK WHAT HE DID! HE SHIT ALL OVER THE WALL! GET UP HERE!
Jessica
When can I see you?
Lloyd
Uh, how about tonight at eight?
Walter
MY HOUSE IS FULL OF BILE! SHIT!! (to his wife) Calm down! Just calm down!
Jessica
Th-Thank you Lloyd, I got to go. I got to go for a little peek, see you at eight!
Lloyd
Date with Jessica, YEAH!
Walter
Look what he did! He shit all over the wall!
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A Compliment Unexpectedly Shared
Lloyd
You have beautiful eyes!
Harry
You have beautiful eyes!
Jessica
Thank you.
Lloyd
Hey, where'd you come from?
[sees a dog]
Harry
Hey where'd you come from?
Jessica
I was born in St. Louis.
Lloyd
Would you like me to pat your head?
Harry
Would you like me to pat your head?
Lloyd
I bet you want your head scratched.
Harry
I bet you want your head scratched.
Jessica
No why, we still have a lot to talk about.
Lloyd
I bet you... Don't you snap at me like that! You're lucky I don't punch you right in the face!
[dog barks at him]
Harry
Don't snap at me like that! You're lucky I don't punch you in the face!
Lloyd
Oh, I remember you...how could I forget those big hairy nipples.
Harry
How could I forget those big hair nipples?
Lloyd
I can almost smell your stinky fenuter from here.
Harry
I can almost smell your stinky fenuter from here.
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