Rachel Ticotin Quotes

Melina I can't believe it, it's like a dream. What's wrong?

Douglas Quaid I just had a terrible thought... what if this is a dream?

Melina Well, then, kiss me quick before you wake up!

Murphy You want to go out tonight, have a drink?

Isabella Two hundred cops ask me out every day. Why should I say yes to you?

Murphy Cause you say yes to all the others.

Isabella Well, I guess that makes you the only cop in the Bronx I say no to.

Lori Doug, honey... you wouldn't hurt me, would you, sweetheart? Sweetheart, be reasonable. After all, we're married!

Douglas Quaid Consider that a divorce!

Melina That was your wife? What a bitch!

Murphy Poor family, you're the oldest. You've got a lot of brothers and sisters. You got a brother in the joint. Your mother's sick. You got a scholarship to nursing school and you did real good, but you can't get a job anywhere but here. How'm I doin'?

Isabella I don't know yet.

Murphy Smoke a little reefer, fool around a little bit, you wanna get married but the selection in the neighborhood ain't that good.

Isabella Finished?

Murphy Yeah. Now you.

Isabella OK, you come from three generations of cops. Your grandfather and your father and your brothers are all cops. All your friends are cops. It's a good thing there are some lady cops or you wouldn't have any sex life. You get drunk every night. You think all men are thieves and all women are sluts, and you don't trust anybody but your partner.

Murphy It's my round.

Isabella No, the drinks are on me.