Rafe Spall Quotes

Writer It was a human tooth?

Writer I didn't know ] said "].

Adult Pi Patel Catholic Hindus do.

Writer Catholic Hindus?

Adult Pi Patel We get to feel ] before hundreds of ], instead of just one.

Writer But you're a Hindu first?

Adult Pi Patel None of us knows ] until someone introduces us. I was first introduced to ] as a ]. There are 33 million gods in the Hindu religion. How can I not come to know a few of them? I met ] first.

Adult Pi Patel What has Mamaji already told you?

Writer He said you had a ] that would make me ] in ].

Adult Pi Patel He would say that about a nice meal. As for God, I can only tell you my story — you'll then decide for yourself what you believe.

Writer Fair enough.

Writer I think, you've set the stage. So far we have an Indian boy named after a French swimming pool, on a Japanese ship full of animals, heading to Canada.

Adult Pi Patel Yes. Now we have to send our boy into the middle of the Pacific, and uh…

Writer And make me believe in ].

Adult Pi Patel Yeah. We'll get there. It was four days out of Manila, above the Mariana Trench, the deepest spot on Earth. Our ship, the Tsimtsum, pushed on, bullishly indifferent to its surroundings. It moved with the slow, massive confidence of a continent.

Met. Sergeant narrating Police Constable Nicholas Angel: born, schooled in London. Graduated Canterbury University in 1993 with a double first in Politics and Sociology. Attended Hendon College of Police Training and displayed great attitude in field exercises, notably Urban Pacification and Riot Control. Academically excelled in theoretical coursework and final year examinations. Received the Baton of Honour, graduated with distinction into the Metropolitan Police Service and quickly established an effectiveness and popularity within the community. Proceeded to improve skill base with courses in advanced driving and advanced cycling. Became heavily involved in a number of extra-vocational activities and to this day holds the Met record for the hundred metre dash. In 2001, he began active duty with the renowned SO19 Armed Response Unit and received a Bravery Award for efforts in the resolution of Operation Crackdown. In the last twelve months, he has received nine special commendations, achieved highest arrest record for any officer in the Met and sustained three injuries in the line of duty, most recently in December when wounded by a man dressed as Father Christmas.

Joyce Cooper I hope you had a pleasant trip—fascist!

Reverend Phillip Shooter Fuck off, grasshopper! Jesus Christ!

Sgt. Tony Fisher Hang about, hang about... you're saying this wasn't an accident?

Sgt. Tony Fisher Very good. What he said.

DC Andy Cartwright You wanna be a big cop in a small town? Fuck off up the model village!

DS Andy Wainwright Murder, murder, murder. Change the fucking record!

Sgt. Turner You really want to, process all this lot? My pen's runnin out.

Michael Armstrong AKA Lurch Yarp.

Sgt. Turner Oh, Sgt. Angel, someone from London called for you. I'll tell em you'll ring em back.

PC Doris Thatcher Nothing like a bit o girl-on-girl.

Sgt. Turner #2 I dunno, nobody tells me nothin'.

Tom Weaver You know what you are? A BLOODY BUSYBODY!

Agent C Sir, they, uh, got away.

High T I believe the appropriate phrase is...you lost them.

Agent C Well, I put it to you, sir, that they had help.

High T Probably. But I know H. Whatever he's doing, there's a reason.

Agent C Why do you keep protecting him? Huh? What is it going to take?

High T I'm protecting this institution.

Agent C From what? From me? Are you questioning my loyalty, sir?

High T At the very least, your judgement. Is there anything else, Agent C?

Agent C No, sir.

High T Good. Then will you kindly leave?

Writer So, you're a ], and a ].

Adult Pi Patel And a ] of course.

Writer And a ], I suppose?

Adult Pi Patel Well, I do teach a course on ] at the university. And why not? ] is a house with many rooms.

Writer But no room for ]?

Adult Pi Patel Oh plenty, on every floor. Doubt is useful, it keeps ] a ] thing. After all, you cannot ] the ] of your faith until it has been ].