Thir13en Ghosts - Tension in a Dangerous Situation
Rafkin:
S-stop!
Maggie:
W-what??
Rafkin: [''First Born Son approaches them''; ''Holds up hand'']
D-don't move! Don't speak! Somehow....we are behind enemy lines. Hey little guy. How?
Maggie:
I don't think you should be doing that!
Rafkin:
Shut up!
Maggie:
YOU shut up! You're the one who keeps pissing him off!
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Thir13en Ghosts - Misunderstanding About a Late Relative
Maggie:
Hey Bobby, isn't that great? You got a late uncle.
Bobby:
What is he late for?
Kathy:
His next birthday.
Bobby: [''Excitedly'']
You mean he's dead?!
Kathy:
Now we get his attention.
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Thir13en Ghosts - Defining Terms in a Heated Moment
Maggie:
Bobby, don't call your sister a slut.
Kathy:
Thank you, Maggie.
Maggie:
I prefer the term bitch.
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Thir13en Ghosts - Ghosts in the Basement Discussion
Rafkin:
There are ghosts in the basement!
Maggie: [''Points down'']
In this basement?
Rafkin:
Of course in this basement! What is it with you people? If it were next door, I wouldn't give a shit!
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Thir13en Ghosts - Navigating Darkness Together
Maggie: [''The Angry Princess walks toward Maggie with a butcher knife'']
Where? I can't see shit without the glasses, idiot!
Rafkin: [''Ạs they run down another hallway'']
...Well, I can see. And I think you should go this way. Go, go, go, go!
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Thir13en Ghosts - Discovery of The Jackal's Symbol
Rafkin:
Oh. Oh boy.
Maggie:
What?
Rafkin:
Uh, that's the symbol of The Jackal.
Maggie:
What's The Jackal?
Rafkin: [[w:Charles Manson|the Charlie Manson]
The Jackal is ] of ghosts and if The Jackal's out, screw the kid! We gotta get out of this basement!
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Thir13en Ghosts - Frightening Surprises Behind Glass Enclosures
Dennis Rafkin: [''Seeing that several of the ghost cell doors are now open''; ''Takes Maggie's glasses''; ''The Hammer spikes the ectoplasmic wall frame with his hammer'']
What the hell? Give me those! Let me see. Why are these open? I was down here before. They weren't open. Oh, God! I hate it when they do that!
Maggie:
Do what?
Dennis Rafkin:
They wait for your to stick your face right up against the glass! And then give you a big, fat BOO!
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Thir13en Ghosts - Maggie's Reluctance to Clean Windows
Maggie:
Miss Maggie does not do windows.
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Thir13en Ghosts - Maggie's Question About the Lawyer's Decision
Maggie:
Did the lawyer split?
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Thir13en Ghosts - Feeling Trapped in a Haunted Space
Maggie: [''Talking to herself''; [w:Anti-white racism|bunch of crazy white people...]
Stuck in here, ]
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Thir13en Ghosts - A Caregiver's Frustration Leads to Resignation
Maggie: [''Walking through house wreckage, last lines''; [w:Newark, New Jersey|Newark]
This is it for me. I'm on the first fuckin plane back to ]. Uh-uh. I am sorry, family, Kathy, Bobby, uncle , ghosts. I am sick of this nanny shit. I've had it. This was not in the job description. I QUIT!
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