Memorable Quotes from Raini Rodriguez
6 quotesDetermination in the Face of Opposition
Veck
Hey, Blart? I was hoping we could get an ETA of when you're going to give up.
Paul
How about now? I'll meet you on the corner of "ne" and "ver". Yeah. You heard me. NEVER!
[snarls]
Maya
All right, Dad.
[happily]
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Introduction of Characters and Interests
Maya
Okay, next question: "Tell us about yourself.
[reading ad]
Paul
Let's see. I know a lot about sharks.
Margaret
Let me stop you right there. "Well-built, and a great hugger.
[types something in]
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Unexpected Exclamation of Surprise
Maya Blart
Holy crawfish!
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A Decision About the Future
Maya Blart
If we live, I'm not going to UCLA.
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Conflict Over Weapons and Vacation Plans
Kent
Blart! Oh, very impressive; Taking down an assailant without a gun. I hope you don't mind if I use one.
[sees Veck handcuffed; pulls out gun]
Paul Blart
What? Oh, no.
[Veck chuckles]
Kent
Oh, yeah.
Paul
I guess it's off to the Cayman Islands, then, huh?
Kent
Soon as I get my money.
Paul
Yeah, well, you'll be needing this.
[shows cell phone]
Maya
Just give it to him, Dad.
Paul
Oh, I will. SUCK ON THAT!!!
[to Maya; to Veck; smashes cell phone]
Kent
Okay. Situation update.
[talking to police radio]
Police Radio
We have seven assailants in custody, sir.
Kent
Great. Nobody talks to em, but me.
[to police radio]
Police Radio
Yes, sir.
Kent
You see, jackass, I don't need the phone. Cause I got all the access codes written on their arms. Now, if I kill you three, there'll be no witnesses. And since everybody thinks this was a bank rob-- OW!
[to Paul Blart; gun gets shot of his hand; He and Howard look in shock at Chief Brooks who shot him with Howard's gun. Howard retrieves his gun and cuffs Kent]
Howard
I got a newsflash for ya. Your flight's been cancelled.
Brooks
That's better than anything I got.
[looking at his notebook of comebacks]
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Encouraging a Father to Enjoy Vacation
Maya Blart
Come on, Dad. It's a vacation. Try to enjoy it.
[from trailer]
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