Ralph Garman Quotes

Captain Jack You're not punking me on this thing?

Stephie No.

Captain Jack Stephie, this has to be a hoax, okay? It's gotta be. There's no way a shark-octopus fishy thing really exists.

Stephie Well, I hope you're right.

Captain Jack Trust me, okay? There is no such thing as a sharktopus.

Captain Jack Attention all hands. This is your captain speaking. We're getting more reports of this half shark, half octopus creature that's terrorizing the coast, but please don't panic. There is a way we can stop this thing. Virgin sacrifices. Yes, the Mexican Fish and Game Commission assures me the only way to appease this beast is to offer it a beautiful virgin, preferably 18 to 25 years old. I repeat - Sharktopus wants our virgins.