Sharktopus - Sharktopus - Dialogue 3
Captain Jack:
You're not punking me on this thing?
Stephie:
No.
Captain Jack:
Stephie, this has to be a hoax, okay? It's gotta be. There's no way a shark-octopus fishy thing really exists.
Stephie:
Well, I hope you're right.
Captain Jack:
Trust me, okay? There is no such thing as a sharktopus.
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Sharktopus - Captain's Plan to Stop Sharktopus Threat
Captain Jack:
Attention all hands. This is your captain speaking. We're getting more reports of this half shark, half octopus creature that's terrorizing the coast, but please don't panic. There is a way we can stop this thing. Virgin sacrifices. Yes, the Mexican Fish and Game Commission assures me the only way to appease this beast is to offer it a beautiful virgin, preferably 18 to 25 years old. I repeat - Sharktopus wants our virgins.
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