Memorable Quotes from Rance Howard
1 quoteCrisis at the College Bell Tower
College Student #1
Someone's gone to the roof of the bell tower with a rifle!
Dean at College
It's Kevin Buckman! His father totally screwed him up!
College Student #2
What is he yelling?
Kevin, Age 21
YOU MADE ME PLAY SECOND BASE!
Gil
Son, I'm sorry. I did all the best I could.
[through bullhorn]
Gil
Nice shot son!
Gil
It's important to be supportive. Come on let's sing one of the old tunes. "When you're sliding into home and your pants are full of foam, Diarrhea -
[police; to Kevin]
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