Parenthood - Crisis at the College Bell Tower
College Student #1:
Someone's gone to the roof of the bell tower with a rifle!
Dean at College:
It's Kevin Buckman! His father totally screwed him up!
College Student #2:
What is he yelling?
Kevin, Age 21:
YOU MADE ME PLAY SECOND BASE!
Gil: [through bullhorn]
Son, I'm sorry. I did all the best I could.
Gil:
Nice shot son!
Gil: [police; to Kevin]
It's important to be supportive. Come on let's sing one of the old tunes. "When you're sliding into home and your pants are full of foam, Diarrhea -
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