Memorable Quotes from Randall 'Tex' Cobb
1 quoteChaos in a Small-Town Encounter
Payroll Cashier
Government do take a bite, don't she?
Leonard Smalls
You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin Donuts, call a cop.
Feisty Hayseed
Well, which is it young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? I mean to say, if'n I freeze I can't rightly drop, and if'n I drop I'm a gonna be in motion.
Hayseed in Pickup
Son, you got a panty on your head.
Dot
Riley!. ... You take that diaper off your head! You put it back onto your sister!
Dot
You gotta get em diptet boosters yearly or else they'll develop lockjaw and night vision.
Dot
That there's for his orthodonture and his university. You soak his thumb in iodine and you might get by without the orthodonture, but it won't knock a thing off the university.
Moses
And when they was no meat we ate fowl, and when they was no fowl we ate crawdad, and when they was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand.
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