Raising Arizona - Chaos in a Small-Town Encounter
Payroll Cashier:
Government do take a bite, don't she?
Leonard Smalls:
You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin Donuts, call a cop.
Feisty Hayseed:
Well, which is it young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? I mean to say, if'n I freeze I can't rightly drop, and if'n I drop I'm a gonna be in motion.
Hayseed in Pickup:
Son, you got a panty on your head.
Dot:
Riley!. ... You take that diaper off your head! You put it back onto your sister!
Dot:
You gotta get em diptet boosters yearly or else they'll develop lockjaw and night vision.
Dot:
That there's for his orthodonture and his university. You soak his thumb in iodine and you might get by without the orthodonture, but it won't knock a thing off the university.
Moses:
And when they was no meat we ate fowl, and when they was no fowl we ate crawdad, and when they was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand.
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