Black Cadillac - Unraveling Tension in a Dangerous Ride
Robby:
Why is this happening to us?
Charlie:
I don't know why this is happening. I just wanted a ride home.
Robby:
They want us dead, Scott.
Scott:
They don't want us dead, Robby. They want him. Hey, Charlie. How come you were so hot for me to drag those guys in the Caddy, huh? And why didn't you flash your badge when we were sitting back there? You wanted to get away from them, didn't you?
Robby:
Jesus Christ, Scott. What are you doing?
Scott:
Look, before we picked up Charlie, nobody was trying to run us off the road, nobody was scratching this spooky biblical crap on the windshield. After we pick him up there's nothing but this shit. They want you for your sins. Isn't that right, Charlie?
C.J.:
Yeah, the message on the windshield-- I'm not one to judge, Chuckster, but what'd you do?
Scott:
Hey, whatever it is... you're not dragging us down with you.
Charlie:
No. You're going back to Yale.
Scott:
That's right, Charlie. And you're staying here. Come on, guys, let's go.
Robby:
Have you lost your mind? We can't just leave him here for the Caddy out in the cold. He's a cop. Jesus, Scott- a cop!
Scott:
Here's a flash, chief: he's a bad cop. and whatever bad-cop shit he did to those guys is between their ass and his, and not mine.
Robby:
Look, I say we give him a ride. It's just a couple more miles.
Scott:
This is not a democracy. He stays.
Charlie:
My young friends, this is something you're going to have to live with! We all have nights where we reveal. This is yours.
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Black Cadillac - Cold Night Conversations in Wisconsin
Robby:
Boy, it's cold out there.
Charlie:
Hell, you can say that again. Coldest night on record for this time of year and my cruiser freezes to death on me. I gotta be the only cop left in the universe still driving an 86 Chevy. Charlie Harmon.
Robby:
Oh, Robby, Robby-- Robertson.
Charlie: [Scott, Robby and C.J. all look at Charlie]
Yeah, so, you guys from Minnesota? Plates. Well, welcome to Wisconsin. This is a nice car. What kind of car is this?
Robby:
It's a Saab. A Saab 900S. Whew! Ain't she killer?
Charlie:
Yeah. So what brings you boys to the Dairy State?
C.J.:
We're... on our high school debate team.
Charlie:
Oh.
C.J.:
Yeah, we just got back from quarterfinals of...
Scott:
The Midwest Regional--
C.J.:
Debate-off.
Charlie:
Oh. How'd y'all do?
Scott:
Oh, we won.
C.J.:
Yeah, and next week, on to the semis.
Charlie:
There you go.
Robby: [trying to seem surprised]
Where did those come from? You guys! Have you been drinking?!
Charlie: [laughs]
All right, everybody. Knock it off. "Debate-off." Look, you guys saved my sorry ass tonight and I'm off-duty, so just relax, all right? And you- selling out your pals, you little weasel!
C.J.:
Yeah, you little dipstick.
Scott:
Yeah, nice brother you are.
Charlie:
So what did you boys do tonight? Did you go to the roadhouse?
Robby:
Hey, how'd you know that?
Charlie:
Son, I, too, was once underage.
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The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle - Confusion Over Names in Dialogue Scene
Cappy von Trapment:
Bullwinkle, allow me to be frank.
Bullwinkle:
OK, Frank, allow me to be Bullwinkle.
Cappy "Frank" von Trapment: [shaking Bullwinkle's hand]
I'm Cappy Von Trapment, FBI.
Bullwinkle:
I thought you said your name was Frank.
Frank:
Shut up, Bullwinkle!
Bullwinkle:
OK, Frank.
Frank:
As we speak, 99% of the country is slobbering in front of the television.
Bullwinkle:
What's so strange about that?
Frank:
Listen to me! We haven't heard from Karen. I think she and Rocky are in terrible danger. Let's get you to New York!
Bullwinkle:
I thought this was New York.
Frank:
No, Bullwinkle, that's Washington out there! That's Washington!
Bullwinkle: [looking at President Signoff]
Really? Where's that little white wig he always wears?
Frank: [annoyed]
Oh, it's no use.
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The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle - Cappy's Concern for Bullwinkle's Safety
Cappy von Trapment: [to Bullwinkle, while wearing his mask and headphones at the White House]
Bullwinkle, don't watch! Bullwinkle! Oh, no, not you, too!
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The Adventures of Pluto Nash - A Conversation About Robot Models
Mogan:
Hey, Bruno. What are you? A65?
Bruno:
Model 63. Deluxe.
Mogan:
63? Talk about ancient.
Bruno:
Your sister didn't seem to mind.
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The Adventures of Pluto Nash - Compatibility Issues in Relationships
Pluto:
So, how's it going with you and Babbet?
Bruno:
Me and Babbet? I don't think that's going to happen. I found out that I'm 110 volts and she's a 220.
Pluto:
Just go to the hardware store and get an adaptor.
Bruno:
Nah, that just ruins it for me.
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The Last Detail - Understanding Emotions in Complex Relationships
Meadows:
After... after... well maybe it was an act for her. I mean I know she was a whore. But I think she liked me.
Buddusky:
They got feelings just like everybody else, kid; she probably did.
Meadows:
Well, it was real for me. That's what counts.
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The Last Detail - A Moment of Quick Decision
Young Whore:
Jesus Christ! That's what I call quick.
Buddusky:
You wanna try it again, kid?
Meadows:
Yeah.
Buddusky: [to prostitute]
Okay, honey.
Mulhall:
Don't worry about it, kid... plenty more where that came from.
Buddusky:
We got all night, kid.
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The Last Detail - Questioning the Value of Chanting
Meadows:
If you're Catholic, do you think it's, uh, sacrilegious to chant?
Buddusky:
Did it get you laid?
Meadows:
No.
Buddusky:
Then Meadows, what the fuck do you want to go on chanting for?
Mulhall:
Chant your ass off, kid. But any pussy you get in this world, you gonna have to pay for, one way or another.
Buddusky:
Hallelujah!
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The Last Detail - Unexpected Party Expectations and Reactions
Meadows:
Drop your socks and grab your cocks, we're going to a party.
Buddusky:
If this kid gets pussy out of this, I'll eat my fucking flat hat, man.
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The Last Detail - Life's Surprising Experiences and Perspectives
Meadows: [looking at porn]
Are they really doing that when they take that picture?
Buddusky: [pause]
Well kid, there's more things in this life than you can possibly imagine. I knew a whore once in Wilmington. She had a glass eye... used to take it out and wink people off for a dollar.
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The Last Detail - Exploring Perspectives on Anger and Reaction
Meadows:
Hey, you guys mind if I say somethin'? That guy at the bar, why did you get so mad at him? I don't blame him not givin me a beer.
Buddusky:
Hey, don't you never get mad at nobody?
Meadows:
Well, sure I do, yeah.
Mulhall:
Who do you get mad at?
Meadows:
Not at somebody who's doing their job.
Buddusky:
Who, then?
Meadows:
Injustice.
Buddusky:
Bullshit! You never get mad at nobody. You're just a pussy!
Meadows:
I do too get mad.
Mulhall:
Did you ever get mad at the old man for what he done to you?
Meadows:
Well, he was just...
Buddusky:
...doin his job. Hey, they're gonna take eight years outta your life, man.
Meadows:
Six years. You said six!
Buddusky:
Hey, what the fuck difference does it make? You don't even care about it.
Mulhall:
Come on, Badass, that don't help him.
Buddusky:
Fuck help, fuck fair! Fuck injustice! Don't you ever just wanna fuckin whomp and stomp on someone, bite off their ear, just to do it...? I mean just to do it, just to get it out of your system?
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The Last Detail - Authority and Rebellion in a Bar Setting
Buddusky:
I am the motherfucking shore patrol, motherfucker! I am the motherfucking shore patrol! Give this man a beer.
Meadows:
I don't want a beer.
Buddusky:
You're gonna have a fuckin beer!
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The Last Detail - Timing and Priorities Among Friends
Mulhall:
We'd better catch that train.
Buddusky:
We still got time for a beer.
Mulhall:
Now wait a minute, man...
Meadows:
I ain't old enough.
Buddusky:
Ain't old enough for what?
Meadows:
For a beer.
Buddusky:
Everybody's old enough for a beer. Ain't that right, Mule?
Mulhall:
Yeah.
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The Wraith - Mysterious Disappearance in a Chaotic Situation
Sheriff Loomis:
Kind of a mess now, don't you think?
Rughead:
The Gutterboy and Skank... They were... they were right there. And it's like they vaporized! They were adiosed by the kid in the turbo. I warned em! I warned em!
Loomis:
What are you trying to say, boy?
Rughead: [coughs; cries]
That Skank and Gutterboy were in there when the place blew. I know it seems impossible. I didn't know they had a kid in the car. I didn't know it was Jamie Hankins till he came up missing.
Loomis:
So, what you're telling me is that Packard and the others killed Jamie Hankins?
Rughead:
Jamie Hankins was here the other night with a shotgun!
Loomis:
A dead kid with a shotgun?
Rughead:
I seen his eyes, Loomis. I seen his eyes... And I got a real bad feeling.
Loomis:
Bad feelings don't add up to resurrections, buddy. If it was Jamie Hankins, why'd they kill him off in the first place?
Rughead:
I've been too scared to say nothin'. Packard hated Jamie. Packard hates everybody. He hates me. I don't wanna get killed over something I had nothing to do with. Not now.
Loomis:
You go on home now and... You stay there till you hear from me, eh?
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National Lampoon's Vacation - A Family Request for Financial Help
Cousin Eddie:
I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn't you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn't big enough.
Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as hell can't take a hint.
Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?
Clark: [pulling some 20s out of his wallet]
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?
Cousin Eddie:
About $52,000.
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National Lampoon's Vacation - Preferences on Buns and Kool-Aid
Cousin Eddie:
How do you like yours, Clark?
Clark:
Oh, medium rare, a little pink inside.
Cousin Eddie:
No, I mean your bun. Light or dark?
Clark: [noticing Vicki mixing Kool-Aid with her arm in the jar]
Oh, either way, doesn’t matter. Vicki can I help you with that Kool-Aid? Please?
Cousin Eddie:
I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh? I like it better than tuna helper myself, don't you, Clark?
Clark: [to Ellen]
You're the gourmet around here, Ed! No meat in this?
Ellen:
You get plenty of meat at home. Be polite, have some ketchup.
Clark: [looking at raw tomato paste]
Real tomato ketchup, Eddie?
Cousin Eddie:
Oh, nothing but the best! Aunt Edna! Helper’s gettin’ cold!
Clark: [looking shocked]
Is that your Aunt Edna?
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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation - The Gift That Keeps on Giving
Cousin Eddie: [after finding out that Clark has received a "Jelly of the Month" club membership in place of a bonus]
Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.
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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation - Cousin Eddie's Inquiry About the Chair
Cousin Eddie:
Clark, I'd like to try to fumigate this here chair, it's a good quality item. If you don't mind my askin', how much did she set you back?
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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation - Sailing Down the Hill with Government Plastic
Cousin Eddie:
I don't know if I oughta go sailin down no hill with nothin between the ground and my brain but a piece of government plastic.
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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation - Cousin Eddie's Warning About the Dog
Cousin Eddie: [about Snot]
He's cute ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit a "Mississippi leg hound" in im. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town. You don't want him around if you're wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. Word of warning though, if he does lay into ya, it's best to just let im finish.
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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation - Cousin Eddie's RV Acquisition Statement
Cousin Eddie:
That right there is a RV, I got it off my buddy of mine. He took my house, I took the RV.
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Vegas Vacation - Cousin Eddie's Love for Uban Coffee
Cousin Eddie:
Ahh Uban Coffee you know you can sprinkle that stuff on anything, ice cream, mashed potatoes or just eat it straight out of the can for a quick pick me up.
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Vegas Vacation - Cousin Eddie’s Unconventional Kidney Sale
Cousin Eddie:
Oh, yeah. That's from when I sold my kidney. I figured with all the advancements in modern science, I'd better sell it while someone still wanted to buy it. Smartest thing I ever did, Clark.
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Vegas Vacation - Cousin Eddie Calls for a Round-Up
Cousin Eddie:
Hey, kids. Round-up time!
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Vegas Vacation - Cousin Eddie's Impressive Tomato Harvest
Cousin Eddie:
My garden's spittin out 50-lb tomatoes.
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Vegas Vacation - Cousin Eddie on Family Traits
Cousin Eddie:
Aw, she's got her mother's looks and her daddy's sense of balance.
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Vegas Vacation - Cousin Eddie's Devotion to Family
Cousin Eddie: [to Wayne Newton]
Do you need a bodyguard? I'd die for you!
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Vegas Vacation - Cousin Eddie's Inquiry About Swimming with Dolphins
Cousin Eddie:
Clark, have you ever tried to swim with the dolphins?
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Caddyshack II - Questioning the Name of Golf
Peter Blunt:
Golf, golf... what kinda name is "golf" anyway? Sounds like a sound you make when you've got something caught in your throat.
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Caddyshack II - Power Restoration Inquiry with Humor
Peter Blunt: [on the phone, after Chandler Young has gotten Hartounian Construction's power turned off]
That's hard to say, huh? Well, when can we get the power turned back on? That's hard to say, huh? Well, tell me something. Is it as hard to say as "Oh, my god! Somebody help me! There's a man in my office with a flamethrower"?
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Caddyshack II - Peter Blunt's Unconventional Approach to Conflict
Peter Blunt:
Well, you certainly made it very clear how your legal system works Mr. Young. Now, I'd like to explain a little bit about the Peter Blunt system. You see, I don't go in for lawsuits and motions or any of the legal stuff. No, no, you see what happens is, uh, I find out where you live and then I come to your house, see? And I beat down your door with a fucking baseball bat! And, then I make a bonfire with the Chipendale, maybe roast that Golden Retriever, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, then eat it! And then I'm coming upstairs, junior, and I'm gonna grab you by your Brooks Bros. P.J.s, and then I'm gonna take your brand new B.M.W., and cram it up your tight ass! Do we have an understanding?
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Brokeback Mountain - Confrontations and Accusations Among Friends
Alma Del Mar:
You didn't go up there to fish!
Alma Del Mar:
Don't try and fool me no more, Ennis. I know what it means. Jack Twist? Jack Nasty!
Joe Aguirre: [[wiktionary:stem the rose|stem the rose]
You boys sure found a way to make the time pass up there. Twist, you guys wasn't gettin paid to leave the dogs babysittin the sheep while you ].
Lureen Newsome:
What are you waitin for, cowboy? ...a mating call?
Cassie Cartwright:
You don't say much but you get your point across.
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Not Another Teen Movie - Concern Over Drinking and Driving
Mr. Briggs:
Hey, uhh…I might be late to pick you guys up.
Janey:
Why, do you have a job interview today, daddy?
Mr. Briggs:
No, honey, I'll probably just be wa-a-a-ay too drunk.
Janey:
Oh, that's good, we don't want you drinking and driving.
Mr. Briggs:
Oh, I'll be driving. I'll just be too shit-faced to remember to pick you guys up.
Janey:
Okay, bye, daddy.
Mr. Briggs:
Bye, Pumpkin.
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