North - Welcoming a New Son with Humor
Ma Tex: [to North]
We'd like you show you how much we're looking forward to having you as our new son. Ready, Pa?
Pa Tex:
Ready, Ma!
Ma Tex: [singing]
We had a son who was trampled by a ton of longhorns, but you're very cute to fill his boots as flat as they may be.
Pa Tex: [singing]
You'll yell "yippee-yi=yo" with the rodeo til the day's done.
Ma Tex: [singing]
Then you'll make a lot of pals with buffalo gals.
Pa Tex: [whispering]
Just leave some for me!
Ma Tex:
Hey, there!
Ma Tex, Pa Tex: [singing with a chorus]
We'll barbecue steaks and stew, feed you pumpkin pie, til your can's bigger than the big ol Texas sky!
Ma Tex: [singing]
You'll grow tall and play football, be famous!
Pa Tex: [singing]
You'll grow more, own a chain of stores, marry Betty Lou!
Ma Tex, Pa Tex: [singing with a chorus]
Oh, North, North! Grow more!
Pa Tex:
Nother rib, son?
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The Little Rascals - Humorous Observation About Appearance
A.J. Ferguson:
Is that a cowlick, or are you just happy to see me?
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