Rebel Wilson Quotes

Pitch Perfect

Passion for Singing Despite Challenges

Chloe I have nodes...

Fat Amy Chloe, don't worry, it's just God punishing you cause you're a ginger.

Beca Isn't that painful? Why would you keep performing?

Chloe Because I love to sing.

Stacie Yeah, it's like when my lady doctor told me not to have sex for six weeks, and I did it anyway.

Fat Amy You should really listen to your doctor.

Stacie Meh.

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Pitch Perfect 2

A Lighthearted Banter Before Competition

Beca Okay, we didn’t come here to start something with you guys. We just wanted to check you out. You know, for when we go to the Worlds. And kick your ass.

Fat Amy Oooh! Get it, girl.

Kommissar You? You are the kicker of ass? But you are so tiny. Like an elf. Or is it a sprite? Fairy? What is the word I mean?

Pieter Krämer Troll.

Kommissar That’s it. You are like a troll.

Beca Well you... are... physically flawless. But that doesn’t mean I like you.

Chloe We are not scared about the Worlds because when The Bellas hit the stage we are going to blow minds.

Pieter Krämer Blow minds? With what? More of Flabby Abby's baby chute?

Fat Amy That's not my name.

Pieter Krämer I don't know your name. Could be anything. Obese Denise. Inflexible Tina. Lazy Susan...

Fat Amy My name is Fat Amy, un I eat krauts like you for lunch.

Pieter Krämer Your team is like, a, how do you say that? A heated mess. You know, a mess where heat is applied to it so what once was a little messy is now even messier.

Kommissar Darlings, please take my advice. Don’t try to beat us. You can’t. We are the best. I must go and rest my neck. It is sore from looking down on you.

Beca Okay! Just because you are making me very sexually confused does mean that you are intimidating. We got a chip on our shoulder and nothing to lose. And we’re not backing down from anyone. Aca Wiedersehen, bitches. Aw, what’s happening to me? Why am I using my hands so much?

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Jojo Rabbit

Encouraging Connection with an American

Fräulein Rahm OK, see that American there? Just go give him a hug!

[to kid; loads suicide grenade at his back]

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Jojo Rabbit

Blame and Consequences in Fräulein Rahm's Perspective

Fräulein Rahm A Jew hypnotized my uncle, and he became a massive drunk, and he cheated on his wife, and he had an inappropriate relationship with my sister. And said he drowned in an unrelated accident, but it—it was Jew's fault.

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Pitch Perfect

Fat Amy's Confident Challenge to Competitors

Fat Amy You guys are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard, your man boobs are gonna concave.

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Pitch Perfect

Embracing Identity in the Face of Judgment

Chloe What's your name?

Fat Amy Fat Amy.

Aubrey You call yourself "Fat Amy"?

Fat Amy Yeah, so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back.

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Bridesmaids

Misunderstanding Leads to a Personal Revelation

Annie You read my diary?

Brynn At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

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Pitch Perfect

Cardio Tips and Self-Reflection

Fat Amy I should have taken that cardio tip more seriously.

[out of breath from learning choreography]

Aubrey How much have you done?

Fat Amy You just saw it.

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Pitch Perfect

Emphasizing Inner Qualities Over Physical Appearance

Fat Amy Even though some of you are pretty thin, I think you all have fat hearts. And that's what matters.

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Jojo Rabbit

A Disturbing Encounter with Russians

Fräulein Rahm My friend met some Russians and they ate them.

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Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb

Staying in Place and Self-Confidence

Larry You know what you have to do?

Laa Stay.

Larry That's right, just make sure she stays in there.

Tilly You better let me out! What are you staring at? What, have you never seen a gorgeous woman before... who could be a model if she didn't love pizza so much.

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Jojo Rabbit

Ideology and Violence in Fräulein Rahm's Statement

Fräulein Rahm We Aryans are once thousand times more civilized and advanced than any other race. Now get your things together, kids, it's time to BURN SOME BOOKS!

[to Jungvolk members]

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Pitch Perfect

Power Dynamics and Word Choice in Conflict

Aubrey The Trebles don't respect us, and if we let them penetrate us, we are giving them our power.

Fat Amy Not a good enough reason to use the word penetrate.

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Pitch Perfect 2

Miscommunication Among Friends

Fat Amy Just tell her, Beca.

Chloe I heard that! Tell me what?

Fat Amy Aw, no. I clearly said... Fruffa fruffa muffa... Beca.

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Pitch Perfect 2

Legacy of a Bella Innovator

Emily I'm a Junk. My mom was a Bella.

[pause]

Chloe Your mother is Katherine Junk?

Fat Amy Who?

Chloe Only the top bitch of the 1981 Bellas. She pioneered the syncopated booty shake. And word is she has a five-octave vocal range.

Emily Yep, still does. You do not want to hear that woman doing it with my dad.

Fat Amy What an odd thing to say.

Chloe True.

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Pitch Perfect 2

Complimenting Body Positivity in Pitch Perfect 2

Emily Fat Amy, you have a lovely vagina.

Fat Amy Thank you.

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Pitch Perfect 2

Embracing Diversity and Overcoming Criticism

Fat Amy Guys, there’s going to be some haters out there. They are going to look at us -- Team USA -- and wonder why is the most talented one Australian. Well I’m fat so that is close enough. We are going to show them who we are -- a bunch of ethnically diverse, for the most part feminine, amazing singers! Let’s go out there and Ac’ the world!

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Pitch Perfect

Casual Banter Among Friends

Fat Amy Ah! What up, Shawshank?

Cynthia Rose Did you get yourself a bitch?

Fat Amy Did they spray you with a hose?

Lilly I did a turn at County.

[quietly]

Pitch Perfect 2

Celebrating Beca's Talent and Uniqueness

Fat Amy You're Beca Effin Mitchell! You're the big B.M! You're the most talented person I know. And I've met three of the Wiggles... intimately.

Pitch Perfect 2

The Power of Teamwork and Unity

Fat Amy Listen, I don't want you guys to fight. You're Beca and Chloe, together you're Bhloe and everyone loves a good Bhloe.

Pitch Perfect

Chaos and Concern Among Friends

Kolio Yo, Bump, is that Fat Amy?

[notices Fat Amy at the gas station that the Treblemakers are passing in their bus]

Bumper Donald, slow down. Slow down! Yeah! Hey, Amy? SABOTAGE!!

[runs to the window; chucks his burrito out of the window, and it hits Fat Amy in the chest as she's filling up the bus' gas tank]

Fat Amy Ugh! I've been shot. I've just been SHOT! Help me!

[the Trebles laugh as they drive away; slowly collapses]

Cynthia Rose Fat Amy! They shot Amy! I've got you, I've got you.

[gets out of the bus; tries to help Fat Amy by giving her mouth to mouth]

Fat Amy No, no, no, I'm talking, I'm talking... I'm sitting up.

Cynthia Rose All right, cool.

[Beca and Lilly get out to help]

Fat Amy There's no need for that. No mouth to mouth. Oh, shit! Bumper threw a big-ass burrito at me! I'm gonna kill him, I swear. I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake!

Pitch Perfect

Confession of a Gambling Problem

Cynthia Rose I have a confession to make.

Fat Amy We all know where this is going. Lesbi-honest.

Cynthia Rose This is hard for me to admit to you guys, but for the past two years, I have had a serious...gambling problem.

Fat Amy What?

Beca What?

Cynthia Rose It all started when I broke up with my girlfriend.

Fat Amy Whoomp, there it is!

Pitch Perfect 2

Camping Misadventures and Uncomfortable Realizations

Flo I do not understand camping. We are voluntarily living like dogs.

[crammed into a tent with all of the Bellas]

Beca This is the worst. The air we’re breathing is at least ninety percent fart.

Fat Amy That reminds me, I need to see a man about a horse. Um, before I head out, anyone happen to pack a spare roll of toilet paper? Maybe some Subway napkins? Tootsie Roll wrapper? Or a t-shirt size extra small? Nope. Side of the tent it is.

[climbs over the others to get out; no response; she leaves]

Beca What are we doing here?

Chloe We’re bonding! You seem so tense. Do you need a back rub?

Beca I’m good. Several body parts are rubbing my back right now.

Chloe Beca, I know we’re already close but this retreat will let us discover everything about each other.

Beca Is that right?

Chloe You know, one of my regrets in college is that I didn’t do enough experimenting.

[moving in closer]

Beca You’re so weird.

Chloe I know.

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