Best Laid Plans - Unplanned Conversations About Leaving and Money
Nick:
I thought you were leaving.
Lissa:
I thought I was too. Then I realized I didn't have any money.
Nick: [chuckles]
Let's walk?
Lissa:
Where?
Nick:
Anywhere. Away from here.
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Best Laid Plans - Unconditional Love and Its Complications
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Best Laid Plans - Facing Difficult Realities Together
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Best Laid Plans - A Request for Affection
Lissa: [Nick is reaching for the stolen note, which Lissa has hidden in her private parts]
You could at least kiss me when you do that.
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Best Laid Plans - Tolerance for Mistakes
Lissa: [to Nick]
I've built up a certain tolerance for your fuck-ups.
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Four Christmases - A Moment of Assistance in the Kitchen
Susan:
Could you hold her for a sec? I need to make another layer.
Kate: [Baby Clementine begins to cry]
Actually, I-- Okay.
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Freeway - Confrontational Outburst in Freeway
Vanessa Lutz:
What are you looking at? Fuck all y'all! Fuck you, chipmunk-face, and your fucking skipper wife!
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Freeway - Feeling Entitled and Frustrated with Life
Vanessa Lutz:
I'm pissed off and the whole world owes me.
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Freeway - Confronting Danger with a Provocative Question
Vanessa Lutz:
Do you want to get shot a whole bunch of times!?!
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Freeway - Resilience in the Face of Adversity
Vanessa Lutz:
My dick may not function, but I haven't lost my smile.
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Freeway - Confronting Betrayal and Disrespect
Vanessa Lutz:
You're just a big, old, shitbag, ain't you, Bob? You just think of me every time you empty that motherfucking thing, MOTHERFUCKER!!!
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Freeway - Vanessa's Reaction to Bob's Appearance
Vanessa Lutz:
Holy shit! Look who got beat with the ugly stick! Is that you, Bob? I can't believe such a teeny weeny little gun could make a big mess out of someone!
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Freeway - Expression of Anger and Frustration
Vanessa Lutz:
Fuck you, you piece of shit.
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Walk the Line - A Proposal Amidst Performance Tension
June Carter: [on stage with Johnny]
We've got these people all revved up, John. Now c'mon, let's sing Jackson for em.
Johnny Cash:
You got me all revved up. Now I've asked you forty different ways and it's time you come up with a fresh answer.
June Carter:
Please sing.
Johnny Cash:
I'm asking you to marry me. I love you, June. Now I know I said and done a lotta things, that I hurt you, but I promise, I'll never do that again. I only want to take care of you. I will not leave you like that dutch boy with your finger in the dam.
Johnny Cash: [whispers]
June, you're my best friend... Marry Me...
June Carter: [quietly]
All right.
Johnny Cash:
Yeah?
Johnny Cash:
In case y'all didn't hear that, she said yes!... She finally said yes.
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Walk the Line - Communication Barriers in a Troubled Relationship
Johnny Cash:
You're not talking to me, June?
June Carter:
You're not allowed to speak to me tonight, after that stunt you pulled. The only place you're allowed to speak to me is on stage, do you understand?
Johnny Cash:
What did I do?
June Carter:
I don't know. Why don't you ask your big fat shadow?
Johnny Cash:
Come on, baby.
June Carter: [mocking Johnny]
Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby!
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Walk the Line - Love, Fear, and Bus Proposals
Johnny Cash:
You know what your problem is, June Carter? You are afraid to be in love, you are afraid of losing control. And you know what, June Carter, I think you are afraid of livin in my big fat shadow.
June Carter:
Oh really? Is that what my problem is?
Johnny Cash:
Yes.
June Carter:
My problem is that it's 2 A.M. My problem is I'm asleep. I'm on a tour bus with eight stinkin men. Rule number one: Don't propose to a girl on a bus, you got that? Rule number two: Don't tell her it's because you had a bad dream.
Johnny Cash:
June?
June Carter:
What?
Johnny Cash:
Marry me.
Johnny Cash:
Ok... Ok fine... but that's the last time I'm asking.
June Carter:
Well, good. I hate reruns.
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Walk the Line - Timing and Commitment in Relationships
Johnny Cash:
I want to marry you and I'm telling you it's the time.
June Carter:
Well I'm telling you with a hundred percent certainty that it is not the time. It's not about time, it's not the right time, it's not even quarter to the right time.
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Walk the Line - A Proposal in the Spotlight
Johnny Cash:
I think it's about time, June.
June Carter:
Time for what?
Johnny Cash:
For you and me... to get married.
June Carter:
Go to sleep, John.
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Walk the Line - Friendship and Support in Challenging Times
Johnny Cash:
You're an angel.
June Carter:
No, I'm not.
Johnny Cash:
You've been there with me.
June Carter:
I had a friend who needed help. You're my friend.
Johnny Cash:
But I've done so many bad things.
June Carter:
You've done a few, that's true.
Johnny Cash:
My daddy's right. It should have been me on that saw. Jack was so good. He would have done so many good things. What have I done? Just hurt everybody I know. I know I've hurt you. I'm nothin
June Carter:
You're not nothin'. You are not nothin'. You are a good man, and God has given you a second chance to make things right, John. This is your chance, honey. This is your chance.
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Walk the Line - A Daughter's Dilemma Concerning Love and Family
Maybelle Carter:
You should go down there to him, June.
June Carter:
Mama?
Maybelle Carter:
He's all mixed up.
June Carter:
I am not goin down there, if I go down there...
Maybelle Carter:
You already are down there, honey.
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Walk the Line - Love and Self-Care in Relationships
Johnny Cash:
Aw, June, love's more important than the tour.
June Carter:
Is that right?
Johnny Cash:
Yes, it is.
June Carter:
Well, then start loving yourself, so we can go back to work.
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Walk the Line - Truth and Deception in Love
Johnny Cash:
Tell me you don't love me.
June Carter:
I don't love you.
Johnny Cash: [grinning]
You're a liar.
June Carter:
I guess you ain't got no problems then.
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Walk the Line - A Lighthearted Exchange Between Two Characters
June Carter:
Can I have one?
Johnny Cash:
Yeah.
Johnny Cash:
Open your mouth...
June Carter:
John!
Johnny Cash:
I'm sorry, I'm sorry... here.
Johnny Cash:
Open your mouth... Open your mouth...
June Carter:
No... I don't trust you...
Johnny Cash:
Oh, June, don't say that...
June Carter:
I don't...
Johnny Cash:
Yes, you do... now open your mouth...
June Carter: [playfully hits Johnny]
John, you are a mean man! You are a mean man, and I knew it... I knew it all along...
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Walk the Line - Introducing Family and Complimenting Ribbons
Johnny Cash:
June, these are my daughters Rosanne, Cindy, and Kathy.
June Carter:
Hi. Those are really pretty good ribbons on your dresses.
Vivian Cash:
June?
June Cater:
Yeah?
Vivian Cash:
Stay clear of my children.
June Carter:
I was just saying hello.
Vivian Cash:
You heard me.
Johnny Cash:
Viv...
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Walk the Line - Tour Tensions and Team Dynamics
Johnny Cash:
Oh no! We surrender!
June Carter:
What was I thinkin'? I must be crazy! Y'all can't walk no line! Y'all gonna blow this tour!
Carl Perkins:
We ain't gonna blow the tour, June!
June Carter:
I am not gonna be that little dutch boy with my finger in the dam no more!
Johnny Cash:
You're lyin to yourself, June! If you think it's about a tour! This isn't about a tour! This isn't about a song!
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Walk the Line - Navigating Past Relationships Through Music
June Carter:
John, I'm not gonna sing that song, it's inappropriate. I recorded it with my ex-husband (Carl Smith), and I'm not gonna sing it.
Johnny Cash:
There's no better way to put it behind you.
June Carter:
I'm not gonna do it!
Johnny Cash:
June, just sing.
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Walk the Line - Taking Responsibility for Actions
Johnny Cash:
It's all right, it just happened.
June Carter:
Just happened?
Johnny Cash:
Yeah.
June Carter:
You wear black cause you can't find anything else to wear? You found your sound cause you can't play no better? You tried to kiss me because "it just happened"? You should try to take credit for something every once in a while, John.
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Walk the Line - The Consequences of Music and Temptation
Jerry Lee Lewis:
We're all going to hell for the songs we sing. People listen to them, they're going to hell too. God gave us a great big apple, see, and He said don't touch it. He didn't say touch it once in a while; He didn't say take a nibble when you're hungry; He said don't touch it! Don't think about touchin it, don't sing about touchin it, don't think about singin about touchin it!
June Carter:
And what about me Jerry Lee; am I going to hell too?
Jerry Lee Lewis:
No, June, you're beautiful.
June Carter:
Sleepy is what I am.
Jerry Lee Lewis: [to Johnny]
She's making me fall in love with her.
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Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde - A Call to Speak Up for America
Elle Woods:
So speak up, America. Speak up for the home of the brave. Speak up for the land of the free gift with purchase. Speak up, America! Speak up!
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Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde - Respecting Diversity in Hair Color
Elle Woods:
I have always respected redheads as members of a hair color minority.
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Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde - Confidence in Navigating New Challenges
Elle Woods:
Paulette, I taught Bruiser to shop online, I think I can handle congress.
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Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde - Finding Happiness Beyond Financial Burdens
Elle Woods:
I didn't know I could be this happy without incurring credit card debt!
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Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde - Elle Woods' Enthusiasm for a Briefcase
Elle Woods:
Oooooh! Nice briefcase!
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Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde - Elle Woods' Perspective on CSpan
Elle Woods:
This is just like CSpan, except I'm not bored.
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Penelope - Unexpected Blooms and Comparisons
Penelope:
Helleborus orientalis. They're amazing; they bloom even in the winter.
Annie:
That's cool.
Penelope:
They just pop up without any help from anyone.
Annie: [laughs]
Kind of like my ex-boyfriend, if you know what I mean.
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Penelope - Concealing Secrets Behind a Bad Nose Job
Annie:
So what are you hiding from the law or is it just a bad nose job?
Penelope:
Mhm, bad nose job.
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Legally Blonde - The Importance of Passion in Law and Life
Elle Woods: [Speaking at the class graduation as valedictorian in Harvard.; excited]
On my very first day at Harvard, a very wise professor quoted Aristotle, "The law is reason free from passion"; Well, no offence to Aristotle, but in my three years at Harvard, I have come to find passion is the key ingredient to the study and practice of law, and of life. It is with passion, courage of conviction, and strong sense of self that we take our next steps into the world. Remembering that first impressions are not always correct, you must always have faith in people, and most importantly you must always have faith in yourself. Congratulations, Class of 2004... We did it!
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Legally Blonde - Elle Woods on Relationships and Career Goals
Elle Woods: [to Warner]
I've been waiting for a long time for you to say that. But if I'm going to be a partner in a law firm by the time I'm 30, I need a boyfriend who's not such a complete bonehead.
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Legally Blonde - Demonstrating Elle Woods' True Value
Elle Woods:
I'll show you how valuable Elle Woods can be!
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Legally Blonde - The Connection Between Exercise and Happiness
Elle Woods:
Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands. They just don't!
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Legally Blonde - The Simplicity of Hair Care Rules
Elle Woods:
The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would have known.
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Legally Blonde - The Power of the Bend and Snap
Elle Woods:
Bend... and snap!
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Legally Blonde - Perceptions Based on Appearance and Stereotypes
Elle Woods:
All people see when they look at me is blonde hair and big boobs.
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Legally Blonde - Observations on Engagement and Materialism
Elle Woods:
He's engaged! She's got the six-carat Harry Winston on her bony, unpolished finger.
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Legally Blonde - Social Status and Personal Identity
Elle Woods:
So just because I'm not a Vanderbilt, suddenly I'm white trash? I grew up in Bel Air, Warner, across the street from Aaron Spelling. I think most people would agree that's better than some stinky old Vanderbilt.
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Legally Blonde - Fashion Opinions and Color Controversies
Elle Woods: [[Cameron Diaz; [w:Fred Segal|Fred Segal; [w:angora|angora]
And two weeks ago, I killed ] at ], when I talked her out of buying this truly heinous ] sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed!
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Inherent Vice - Questioning Smoking Habits and Memory
Doc Sportello:
How would I forget something like that?
Deputy D.A. Penny Kimball:
Grass. And who knows what else?
Doc Sportello:
I'm only a light smoker.
Deputy D.A. Penny Kimball:
How many joints have you had today?
Doc Sportello:
I have to check the logbook.
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A Wrinkle in Time - Guidance in the Face of Darkness
Mrs. Which: [dissappointed]
Whatsit, those from Earth need more help than most. You know this... you could have prepared them better. We must help them stay focused on light when darkness is present.
Mrs. Whatsit:
I mean I'm trying, but they're human. They're very limited.
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A Wrinkle in Time - Introduction of Mrs. Whatsit and Clarification
Mrs. Whatsit:
Call me Mrs. Whatsit.
Meg: [skeptically]
Mrs. who?
Mrs. Whatsit:
No, Mrs. Whatsit. Mrs. Who is... She's like a billion years older, and way more knowledgeable.
Dr. Kate Murry: [suspiciously]
What can I do for you, Mrs... "Whatsit"?
Charles Wallace:
I caught her stealing sheets. Guys, she's harmless.
Meg:
You're seventeen. Come on. What do you know about harmless?
Charles Wallace:
Have I ever been wrong?
Meg:
One of these days, you might be, Charles Wallace.
Mrs. Whatsit:
Oh, I highly doubt that. He's one of the greatest minds in recent history. He's prodigious. But of course, we can't take any credit for our talents. It's how we use them that counts.
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A Wrinkle in Time - Expression of Disappointment by Mrs. Whatsit
Mrs. Whatsit:
I'm underwhelmed.
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A Wrinkle in Time - Introducing Mrs. Whatsit
Mrs. Whatsit:
Call me Mrs. Whatsit.
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A Wrinkle in Time - Embracing the Nature of Tessering
Mrs. Whatsit:
Don't worry, Meg. Tessering is almost, nearly, perfectly natural!
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Mud - The Complexity of Love and Lies
Juniper:
Mud’s a born liar. That’s what makes him so likable. He makes people feel good about themselves. He’s a romantic. I don’t think he means to hurt people. But when people get close to him, that’s what happens. I do love him Ellis. But I can’t spend the rest of my life runnin’ with him. I may not know what kind of life I want, but I know that’s not it.
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