Rene RussoQuotes

Fearless Leader: [a message from the White House has arrived] Silence! It's a message from the mole at the White House!

Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale: Moose and Squirrel!

Fearless Leader: [tearing the message and throws it on the floor] Moose and Squirrel. How many times in the past have they stood between me and my dreams of glory? How many times have they foiled my plans with their bungling interference?!

Boris: Uh, 28?

Fearless Leader: Quiet, idiot! They must never reach New York alive. I want you to destroy them personally.

Boris: [kisses Fearless Leader's hand] After 30 years of waiting, one more chance to crush Moose and Squirrel!

Natasha: [kisses Fearless Leader's other hand] Oh, Fearless Leader, you are so good to us!

Dr. Molly Griswold: I find him... mildly attractive when he's obnoxious and arrogant like this.

Dr. Molly Griswold: Why do men always insist on measuring their dicks?

Dr. Molly Griswold: I can always tell when someone's lying to himself. But I am quite susceptible and frequently wrong when that person lies to me!

Anna Herk: Listen, I'm sorry my husband's such an idiot.

Arthur Herk: [asked who might have shot his TV set] I'll tell you who did it. It's probably some goddamn kids. Cause these goddamn kids today, they all got goddamn guns, and they're all sniffing glue!

Officer Monica Romero: Any additional insights, Mr. Herk? Any information can help us to protect you.

Arthur Herk: I seriously doubt that you or any other member of the police force in this town could protect their own dicks with both hands.

Officer Monica Romero: [to Matt] Thank you for that observation. I'm not gonna arrest you, Matt, unless Mrs. Herk wants to press charges.

Anna Herk: Hey... kids.

Arthur Herk: I want to press charges! Cuff him!

Officer Monica Romero: My hands are kind of full right now, what with holding my dick and all.

Eliot Arnold: Look, I'm sorry that my kid squirted your daughter... I-I mean, I'm sorry that he got her wet... I mean... the way he described it, it was just supposed to be a game.

Anna Herk: Well, hey, kids.

Rita Lewis: I can't imagine feeling any more for a kid of my own than I do for these little girls.

Mitch Preston: This guy's a disgrace to the badge.

Chase Renzi: So you'd never work with him?

Preston: [as he leaves] Never. Not in a million years.

Robby Keough: It's a pretty unique experience.

Sam Daniels: Sorta like living with me.

Robby: Mm-hmm.

Sam: Would you go through it again?

Robby: Maybe. Now that I have the antibodies.

Sam Daniels: Once in your life, take a chance!

Robby Keough: You know what, Sam? I did. I married you.

Sam Daniels: What're you gonna be doing at CDC?

Robby Keough: [[w:Biological hazard|BL-4] Working ]. Same as you.

Sam: My job.

Robby: Well, I like to think of it as my job.

Frank Horrigan: I'll bet you that brown pigeon down there flies off before the white one.

Lilly Raines: How do you know?

Frank Horrigan: I know things about pigeons, Lilly.

Mitch Leary: Do you believe in the nobility of suicide?

Frank Horrigan: No. But if you wanna blow your goddamn head off, go ahead, be my guest.

Mitch Leary: Nicely put, except I don't want to leave this miserable world alone.

Lilly Raines: West tower, do you have a shot?

Sniper: Negative, too dark. Target unclear.

Leary: It's better to die with a friend, don't you think Frank?

Horrigan: A friend? You're a damn killer, you sick bastard.

Leary: Don't talk to me like that! I saved your life. You owe me.

Horrigan: I don't owe you shit.

Leary: I was always honest and fair with you.

Horrigan: [the other agents hear him on the ground floor] Go ahead and shoot. Go ahead.

Agent Chavez: [to people reacting at the audio] It's Frank. Quiet! Quiet!

Horrigan: Come on, dammit.

Raines: Frank are you talking to me?

Horrigan: [trying to keep talking to Leary] Well, what are you waiting for?

Leary: [aims pistol as Horrigan moves back] What am I waiting for? I'm waiting for you to show me some goddamn gratitude. Without me, you'd still just be another sad-eyed, piano-playing drunk. I brought you into this game. I let you keep up with me. I made you a goddamn hero today.

Horrigan: You didn't make me anything.

Leary: I redeemed your pathetic, shitty life.

Horrigan: I just did my job. You're the one with the fucking pathetic life. Go ahead and shoot, dammit.

Raines: They can't see inside. If they fire, you'll be hit.

Leary: I want you to thank me first, Frank.

Horrigan: Shut up and shoot.

Raines: All right, Frank.

Leary: [kneels to him] All right, Frank.

Raines: Shooters, standby to fire. Wait for my command.

Leary: Sleep well, my friend.

Horrigan: Just one thing: Aim high.

Leary: What?

Raines: Aim high.

Horrigan: NOW!

Raines: Fire!

Leary: [finally sees that Horrigan was on the radio the whole time; snipers shoot] You bastard!

Catherine Banning: Oh! This must go over!

Thomas Crown: With whom?

Catherine Banning: Whoever you bring here.

Thomas Crown: I never bring anyone here.

Catherine Banning: That island isn't Manhattan.

Thomas Crown: It's not?

Catherine Banning: I have appointments.

Thomas Crown: Wanna keep em?

Catherine Banning: You complimented me.

Thomas Crown: How?

Catherine Banning: They were bankers.

Thomas Crown: Who?

Catherine Banning: Who? The suits. You're transferring assets. Getting ready to run.

Thomas Crown: Suppose I did run. What would you have? Not the painting, not the five million dollar fee, and not me.

Catherine Banning: Yes.

Thomas Crown: Suppose I gave you ten.

Catherine Banning: To fail? How would I hide it?

Thomas Crown: I'd teach you.

Catherine Banning: You really think there's happily ever after for people like us?

Catherine Banning: What makes you think they failed? Maybe it was a successful robbery. Maybe they were setup to fail.

Detective McCann: Why?

Catherine Banning: Diversion, make a lot of noise over there so over here in this room you can take a hundred million off the wall and waltz right out the front door. Oh that's good.

Thomas Crown: May I ask you a very personal question?

Catherine Banning: Why not.

Thomas Crown: Would you like another hit of espresso?

Thomas Crown: Would you..

Catherine Banning: ..like another hit of espresso, that's the very personal question?

Thomas Crown: That's as good as it gets.

Catherine Banning: Excuse me, may I ask you a very personal question?

Thomas Crown: Oh sure, by all means.

Catherine Banning: Do you really think I am going to sleep with the man I am investigating?

Thomas Crown: Is that the question?

Catherine Banning: Yes that's it.

Thomas Crown: Now why should I answer your question when you didn't seriously commit to my espresso?

Catherine Banning: All right, then I'll seriously commit to your espresso.

Catherine Banning: Men make women messy.

Catherine Banning: You're not boring, I'll give you that.

Catherine Banning: You think I'd believe you'd leave your hard stolen painting around a Caribbean hut?

Catherine Banning: I saw him wreck a 100,000 dollar boat because he liked the splash.

Karen Flores: Movie stars never pick up the check. They have no idea what things cost. Most of them don't know their zip code and a lot don't even know their own phone number.

Karen Flores: It" didn't slip away, Martin. You did when you went off to fuck Nicki in the middle of my birthday party.

Karen Flores: Yeah, well Martin is known for his flipping. He flips over a script, and when the time comes to make a deal, he flips out.

Karen Flores: I know I'm better than what I've been doing the last ten years, walking around in fuck-me pumps and a tank top, waiting till it's time to scream.

Karen Flores: I spent all day crawling out of a grave. The costumer kept bitching cause I was ripping my nylons.

Karen Flores: When I came upstairs, you stayed to finish your drink. I told you to turn off the TV when you were through. Come to think of it, I also told you you could sleep in the maid's room.

Nina Romina: In the future if you don't have anything, man up and stop dodging my calls.

Lou Bloom: I have something, triple murder in Granada Hills.

Nina Romina: That's just breaking now.

Lou Bloom: I got there before the cops.

Nina Romina: Friends don't pressure friends to fucking sleep with them.

Lou Bloom: Actually that's not true, because as you know, Nina, a friend is a gift you give yourself.

Lou Bloom: You don't work with me, you're someone I sell to.

Nina Romina: And I don't wanna fuck that up.

Lou Bloom: What if by saying no you fuck it up?

Nina Romina: ...think of our newscast as a screaming woman running down the street with her throat cut.

Frigga: Stand down, creature, and you may still survive this.

Malekith: I have survived worse, woman.

Frigga: Who are you?

Malekith: [Looks at Jane; They both draw swords and duel, until Algrim arrives and helps overpower Frigga. Malekith turns to confront Jane; Malekith discovers Jane is an illusion and angrily faces a grinning Frigga] I am Malekith... and I would have what is mine. You have taken something, child. Give it back. WITCH! Where is the Aether?!

Frigga: I'll never tell you.

Malekith: [Algrim kills Frigga] I believe you.

Frigga: You know full well it was your actions that brought you here.

Loki: My actions? I was merely giving truth to the lie that I had been fed my entire life…that I was born to be a king.

Frigga: A king? A true king admits his faults. What of the lives you took on Earth?

Loki: A mere handful compared to the number that Odin has taken himself.

Frigga: Your father—

Loki: He's not my father!

Frigga: Then am I not your mother?

Loki: You're not.

Frigga: [''Looks hurt but chuckles''; ''Loki looks sorry and reaches for her but she disappears''] You're always so perceptive about everyone but yourself.

Lorna Cole: Close" is a lingerie shop without a front window.