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The Reel Deal With Mr. Moviefone 08.11.06
Rene Russo

Rene Russo Quotes

Actor

Memorable Quotes from Rene Russo

36 quotes
A Bet on Pigeon Behavior
Frank Horrigan I'll bet you that brown pigeon down there flies off before the white one.
Lilly Raines How do you know?
Frank Horrigan I know things about pigeons, Lilly.
The Disconnect of Movie Stars from Reality
Karen Flores Movie stars never pick up the check. They have no idea what things cost. Most of them don't know their zip code and a lot don't even know their own phone number.
Misunderstandings About Location and Priorities
Catherine Banning That island isn't Manhattan.
Thomas Crown It's not?
Catherine Banning I have appointments.
Thomas Crown Wanna keep em?
A Unique Experience Worth Repeating
Robby Keough It's a pretty unique experience.
Sam Daniels Sorta like living with me.
Robby Mm-hmm.
Sam Would you go through it again?
Robby Maybe. Now that I have the antibodies.
A Personal Question Over Espresso
Thomas Crown May I ask you a very personal question?
Thomas Crown Would you like another hit of espresso?
Thomas Crown Would you..
Catherine Banning ..like another hit of espresso, that's the very personal question?
Thomas Crown That's as good as it gets.
Catherine Banning Excuse me, may I ask you a very personal question?
Thomas Crown Oh sure, by all means.
Catherine Banning Do you really think I am going to sleep with the man I am investigating?
Thomas Crown Is that the question?
Catherine Banning Yes that's it.
Thomas Crown Now why should I answer your question when you didn't seriously commit to my espresso?
Catherine Banning All right, then I'll seriously commit to your espresso.
Sensationalism in News Broadcasting
Nina Romina ...think of our newscast as a screaming woman running down the street with her throat cut.
Taking Chances in Relationships
Sam Daniels Once in your life, take a chance!
Robby Keough You know what, Sam? I did. I married you.
Confrontation Over the Aether's Location
Frigga Stand down, creature, and you may still survive this.
Malekith I have survived worse, woman.
Frigga Who are you?
Malekith I am Malekith... and I would have what is mine. You have taken something, child. Give it back. WITCH! Where is the Aether?!
[Looks at Jane; They both draw swords and duel, until Algrim arrives and helps overpower Frigga. Malekith turns to confront Jane; Malekith discovers Jane is an illusion and angrily faces a grinning Frigga]
Frigga I'll never tell you.
Malekith I believe you.
[Algrim kills Frigga]
The Impact of Men on Women
Catherine Banning Men make women messy.
Breaking News and Missed Connections
Nina Romina In the future if you don't have anything, man up and stop dodging my calls.
Lou Bloom I have something, triple murder in Granada Hills.
Nina Romina That's just breaking now.
Lou Bloom I got there before the cops.
Questioning Male Competitiveness and Insecurity
Dr. Molly Griswold Why do men always insist on measuring their dicks?
Apologies and Misunderstandings Among Parents and Kids
Eliot Arnold Look, I'm sorry that my kid squirted your daughter... I-I mean, I'm sorry that he got her wet... I mean... the way he described it, it was just supposed to be a game.
Anna Herk Well, hey, kids.
Apology for Husband's Behavior
Anna Herk Listen, I'm sorry my husband's such an idiot.
Confronting Responsibility and Legacy in Leadership
Frigga You know full well it was your actions that brought you here.
Loki My actions? I was merely giving truth to the lie that I had been fed my entire life…that I was born to be a king.
Frigga A king? A true king admits his faults. What of the lives you took on Earth?
Loki A mere handful compared to the number that Odin has taken himself.
Frigga Your father—
Loki He's not my father!
Frigga Then am I not your mother?
Loki You're not.
Frigga You're always so perceptive about everyone but yourself.
[''Looks hurt but chuckles''; ''Loki looks sorry and reaches for her but she disappears'']
Fearless Leader's Frustration with Moose and Squirrel
Fearless Leader Silence! It's a message from the mole at the White House!
[a message from the White House has arrived]
Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale Moose and Squirrel!
Fearless Leader Moose and Squirrel. How many times in the past have they stood between me and my dreams of glory? How many times have they foiled my plans with their bungling interference?!
[tearing the message and throws it on the floor]
Boris Uh, 28?
Fearless Leader Quiet, idiot! They must never reach New York alive. I want you to destroy them personally.
Boris After 30 years of waiting, one more chance to crush Moose and Squirrel!
[kisses Fearless Leader's hand]
Natasha Oh, Fearless Leader, you are so good to us!
[kisses Fearless Leader's other hand]
Frustrations of a Dedicated Performer
Karen Flores I spent all day crawling out of a grave. The costumer kept bitching cause I was ripping my nylons.
The Dynamics of Business Relationships
Lou Bloom You don't work with me, you're someone I sell to.
Nina Romina And I don't wanna fuck that up.
Lou Bloom What if by saying no you fuck it up?
Disagreement on Professional Integrity in Law Enforcement
Mitch Preston This guy's a disgrace to the badge.
Chase Renzi So you'd never work with him?
Preston Never. Not in a million years.
[as he leaves]
Destruction for the thrill of it
Catherine Banning I saw him wreck a 100,000 dollar boat because he liked the splash.
A Mother's Love for All Children
Rita Lewis I can't imagine feeling any more for a kid of my own than I do for these little girls.
Instructions on Household Behavior
Karen Flores When I came upstairs, you stayed to finish your drink. I told you to turn off the TV when you were through. Come to think of it, I also told you you could sleep in the maid's room.
Success Through Deception in Heists
Catherine Banning What makes you think they failed? Maybe it was a successful robbery. Maybe they were setup to fail.
Detective McCann Why?
Catherine Banning Diversion, make a lot of noise over there so over here in this room you can take a hundred million off the wall and waltz right out the front door. Oh that's good.
Job Roles at the CDC
Sam Daniels What're you gonna be doing at CDC?
Robby Keough Working ]. Same as you.
[[w:Biological hazard|BL-4]
Sam My job.
Robby Well, I like to think of it as my job.
Martin's Reputation for Flipping Deals
Karen Flores Yeah, well Martin is known for his flipping. He flips over a script, and when the time comes to make a deal, he flips out.
The Nature of Friendship and Expectations
Nina Romina Friends don't pressure friends to fucking sleep with them.
Lou Bloom Actually that's not true, because as you know, Nina, a friend is a gift you give yourself.
Self-Deception and Misjudgment in Relationships
Dr. Molly Griswold I can always tell when someone's lying to himself. But I am quite susceptible and frequently wrong when that person lies to me!
Lorna Cole's Insight on Lingerie Shops
Lorna Cole Close" is a lingerie shop without a front window.
Debate on Life and Death Choices
Mitch Leary Do you believe in the nobility of suicide?
Frank Horrigan No. But if you wanna blow your goddamn head off, go ahead, be my guest.
Mitch Leary Nicely put, except I don't want to leave this miserable world alone.
Lilly Raines West tower, do you have a shot?
Sniper Negative, too dark. Target unclear.
Leary It's better to die with a friend, don't you think Frank?
Horrigan A friend? You're a damn killer, you sick bastard.
Leary Don't talk to me like that! I saved your life. You owe me.
Horrigan I don't owe you shit.
Leary I was always honest and fair with you.
Horrigan Go ahead and shoot. Go ahead.
[the other agents hear him on the ground floor]
Agent Chavez It's Frank. Quiet! Quiet!
[to people reacting at the audio]
Horrigan Come on, dammit.
Raines Frank are you talking to me?
Horrigan Well, what are you waiting for?
[trying to keep talking to Leary]
Leary What am I waiting for? I'm waiting for you to show me some goddamn gratitude. Without me, you'd still just be another sad-eyed, piano-playing drunk. I brought you into this game. I let you keep up with me. I made you a goddamn hero today.
[aims pistol as Horrigan moves back]
Horrigan You didn't make me anything.
Leary I redeemed your pathetic, shitty life.
Horrigan I just did my job. You're the one with the fucking pathetic life. Go ahead and shoot, dammit.
Raines They can't see inside. If they fire, you'll be hit.
Leary I want you to thank me first, Frank.
Horrigan Shut up and shoot.
Raines All right, Frank.
Leary All right, Frank.
[kneels to him]
Raines Shooters, standby to fire. Wait for my command.
Leary Sleep well, my friend.
Horrigan Just one thing: Aim high.
Leary What?
Raines Aim high.
Horrigan NOW!
Raines Fire!
Leary You bastard!
[finally sees that Horrigan was on the radio the whole time; snipers shoot]
Questioning Intentions in a Private Encounter
Catherine Banning Oh! This must go over!
Thomas Crown With whom?
Catherine Banning Whoever you bring here.
Thomas Crown I never bring anyone here.
Confrontation at a birthday party
Karen Flores It" didn't slip away, Martin. You did when you went off to fuck Nicki in the middle of my birthday party.
Attraction in Obnoxious Behavior
Dr. Molly Griswold I find him... mildly attractive when he's obnoxious and arrogant like this.
Skepticism About Stolen Art's Safety
Catherine Banning You think I'd believe you'd leave your hard stolen painting around a Caribbean hut?
Recognition of Intrigue and Unconventionality
Catherine Banning You're not boring, I'll give you that.
A Conversation About Compliments and Identity
Catherine Banning You complimented me.
Catherine Banning They were bankers.
Catherine Banning Who? The suits. You're transferring assets. Getting ready to run.
Thomas Crown Suppose I did run. What would you have? Not the painting, not the five million dollar fee, and not me.
Thomas Crown Suppose I gave you ten.
Catherine Banning To fail? How would I hide it?
Thomas Crown I'd teach you.
Catherine Banning You really think there's happily ever after for people like us?
Self-Reflection on Ambition and Identity
Karen Flores I know I'm better than what I've been doing the last ten years, walking around in fuck-me pumps and a tank top, waiting till it's time to scream.
Community Tensions and Distrust in Small Town
Arthur Herk I'll tell you who did it. It's probably some goddamn kids. Cause these goddamn kids today, they all got goddamn guns, and they're all sniffing glue!
[asked who might have shot his TV set]
Officer Monica Romero Any additional insights, Mr. Herk? Any information can help us to protect you.
Arthur Herk I seriously doubt that you or any other member of the police force in this town could protect their own dicks with both hands.
Officer Monica Romero Thank you for that observation. I'm not gonna arrest you, Matt, unless Mrs. Herk wants to press charges.
[to Matt]
Anna Herk Hey... kids.
Arthur Herk I want to press charges! Cuff him!
Officer Monica Romero My hands are kind of full right now, what with holding my dick and all.