Memorable Quotes from Renee Olstead
6 quotesTension Escalates Among Friends Online
Mitch Roussel
Okay, you know what? We're not doing this shit here, everybody just stop. Pick up your phones, mute your computers.
Jess Felton
I don't know where my phone is guys please don't do this.
Blaire Lily
Jess it's okay
[mutes mic]
Jess Felton
No wait!
[gets up from bed and walks to desk chair whilst quickly glancing for phone]
Jess Felton
Fuck guys.
Laura
Nice try guys, let me turn those mics on for you.
[via Skype IM]
Jess Felton
Guys, Guys! He can hear you, he can turn your mics on.
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Unexpected Neighborly Compliments and Conversations
Becky
Why are you talking to me?
Jenna
Why not? We are neighbors, right?
Becky
But you usually ignore me.
Jenna
I like your shoes.
Becky
Thanks. I like your dress.
Jenna
That's because I have these incredible boobs to fill it out!
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Blame and Betrayal Among Friends
Laura
Never Have I Ever... got Adam arrested for selling weed.
Adam Sewell
What? No, please tell me he's lying Jess, you fucking bitch!
Jess Felton
Fuck you! I never did that!
Mitch Roussel
Hey stop! It was me, man. It was me.
Adam Sewell
WHAT? Why!?
Mitch Roussel
Does it really matter!?
Adam Sewell
It does to me, Mitch! They put me in handcuffs! I almost had a record! My fucking dad almost disowned me for that!
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Humor and Horror in Online Conversations
Ken Smith
It's definitely a hacker. He's spying to get info on farts and boners, ok?
Mitch Roussel
Is that what today's agenda is?
Ken Smith
Well, we haven't hit the farts yet, but thanks to The Ken's Famous Salsa, the gas will be rolling tonight, baby!
Jess Felton
That's so gross.
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Visibility and Confusion Among Friends
Ken Smith
Hey genius! We can see you.
[upon Laura's webcam displaying a grated image]
Jess Felton
What is that? Like a lattice or crate?
Ken Smith
Ken!
Ken Smith
What?
Jess Felton
Uh, stand back for a second.
Ken Smith
Why?
Adam Sewell
Just do it dude.
[Ken stands back and begins to wave his right arm indicating Laura's webcam is capturing him from behind.]
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Casual Conversation About Accessories and Friendship
Becky
I like your bag.
Jenna
Thanks, but you should come by sometime. I got like a zillion of them.
Becky
Really?
[suddenly surprised]
Jenna
Yeah, it would be totally cool. Becky, can I ask you something?
Becky
Yeah, sure.
Jenna
Can you tell I'm wearing underwear? Cause I totally am.
Becky
I think that kinda the point!
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