Memorable Quotes from Reshad Strik
1 quoteMorbid Humor in a Dark Situation
Mickey
Maybe I should thank Napoleon. If we're all officially dead like Sarge said I won't be tried for war crimes. The killing of innocent mannequins is serious shit.
Crank
Where I come from, it's never good to be dead.
Mickey
Aw, Crank. You're takin all the fun out of the afterlife.
Crank
Shove the afterlife up your ass.
Stump
That's cold, man.
Stump
Clyde, huh? Made the same mistake when I was a kid. So is Clyde still your dude?
[shows his other tattoo.; turns to Missy.]
Missy
Uh, yeah Stump. "Clyde"s still my dude...!
Mickey
Stump, that's her son. He's like, four years old.
Stump
That is so fucked up.
Missy
One good thing about being dead, Wouldn't have to listen to all your bullshit!
Delmar
That's all there is out here. Just a bunch of bullshit.
Napoleon
This bullshit's got a crazy past. You guys know they used to use this as a test ground for A-bombs?
Crank
You guys know this used to be a test ground for A-bombs?" Who the fuck asked you, peace-ass shit boy?
Napoleon
Oh, right. I'm sorry. I forgot I was dealing with Rambo resurrected.
Crank
You Rambo resurrect my balls, bitch!
Crank
You with the pinche puta!
Napoleon
O por es que provir riota?
Stump
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Amber
Come on, Crank!
Crank
What?! You wanna die young huh cabrón?!
[attacking Napoleon.]
Amber
You guys, stop!
Crank
I'm getting ready kill you right now!
[attacking Napoleon.]
Stump
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Crank!
Delmar
I killed somebody once. It was easy. That's why it's so dangerous.
Crank
I don't fucking like that guy!
Delmar
Well, I don't like being out here having to put up with you!, but I deal with it! So deal with it!
Napoleon
Thanks.
Delmar
Don't mind Crank. He's just a cranky motherfucker.
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