Richard GantQuotes

Deion: [screaming] THAT'S ENOUGH!! THAT'S ENOUGH!! ENOUGH!! ENOUGH!! ENOUGH!! ENOUGH!! Stop the music!

Pope Sweet Jesus: Hold on...

Deion: [cuts Pope off] Shut up! You two, shut up! That's it. This is husband-and-wife time. Now, let's go. Let's go. Husband-and-wife stuff.

Preacher: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today...

Norbit: I object!

Preacher: [''frustrated''] Oh, for Christ sake!

Mr. Wong: [''pleased''] Norbit.

Pope Sweet Jesus and Lord Have Mercy: [''cheers''] Norbit!

Kate: [''surprised''] Norbit!

Choir: [''singing''] Norbit-t-t-t!

Norbit: This wedding's a sham and I'm here to stop it.

Kate: Norbit, what are you doing?

Norbit: I'm bein a man for the first time in my life. Kate... Kate, I love you.

Rasputia: [''Rasputia, Big Jack, and Earl stormed into the church''] What the hell did you just say?!

Norbit: You heard what I said, strumpet! I love Kate! That right! I love you, Kate! And the last two weeks I spent with you have meant more to me than my whole entire miserable life with you, Rasputia! It's over! Norbit Albert Rice is no longer your (mouth silently)!

George Washington Duke: [taunts further] Touch me and I'll sue. C'mon pug, touch me and I'll sue.

Rocky: [leaves to a cheering crowd] Sue me for what?

Father Carmine: Hey Rocky! That's my boy a!

Rocky: Hey yo Father.

Father Carmine: [as he gives Rocky with the sign of the cross] Veni, vidi, vici.

Rocky: [to Adrian] I love it when he does that.

Rocky: Now you knocked him down, why don't you try knocking me down?

George Washington Duke: No, no! In the ring, in the ring! Tommy Gunn only fights in the ring! Let's get outta here!

Rocky: My ring's outside.

Tommy Gunn: What the hell happened in there? I won the damn title and they think I'm a bum! Why didn't you back me up?

Merlin Sheets: When the press is right, they're right.

Tommy Gunn: I'm as good as Balboa ever was and I'm tired of being called a damn robot!

Merlin Sheets: Listen, Tommy. You can't fight the press. I can't fight them. As long as they got Balboa on the brain, he's champ. He fought wars in the ring. Tommy, face facts. You're in his shadow.

Tommy Gunn: [to George while pointing to Merlin] This is your own man talking!

George Washington Duke: Listen to me. There is a way to get the respect you deserve. Challenge Balboa to fight.

Merlin Sheets: George could set it up in just weeks. It'd be the greatest fight ever.

George Washington Duke: Teacher against student, old lion against young lion. That's the only way you ever gonna get peace of mind. That press will hound you with that man's legend for as long as you wear gloves. You gotta get him into that ring, Tommy, or you'll keep hearing questions like that. Then you'll start to ask yourself, "Could I take him? Am I good enough? Do people really think I'm a carbon copy, or a second-rate pretender who only got a shot because of my skin tone?" You've got to challenge that man to a fight, Tommy Gunn. And if he refuses, you gotta insult him, you gotta dog him, you gotta humiliate him! You gotta do whatever you got to do to get him into that ring, but that's what you got to do!

David Langley: [after riding at the Ride of Doom for the first time; David wakes up Bean who was sleeping throughout the ride and gets startled] Incredible! you set?

Lieutenant Brutus: He's a genius, huh?

David Langley: That's what they tell me.

Lieutenant Brutus: Well, he looks like a fruitcake to me. Are you willing to take responsibility for his actions?

Mr. Bean: BOO!

David Langley: Ohh!

Lieutenant Brutus: Well, you're a braver man than me, and I single-handedly take on gangs armed with AK-47s. Get him outta here. Tell him his is a butt I would dearly love to kick. And the next time, I will.

LAX Police Officer 1: Police! Get on him now! Move it!

LAX Police Officer 3: Move it!

LAX Police Officer 1: Police! Come on! Come on, watch it! Watch it! Everybody, out of the way!

LAX Police Officer 1: In pursuit of a 415, man with a gun heading into zone 10, terminal 2. Get the team over here now.

LAX Police Officer 1: Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Move it! Move! Move! Move! Police! Coming through!

LAX Police Officer 1: Come on, lady! Watch it! Move!

LAX Police Officer 1: [Everybody lies down on the floor including Bean] There he is! There he is! Move! Move! Move! Police! Everyone on the floor! Now!

Old Woman: Not you, sweetie.

Mr. Bean: Oh, right.

LAX Police Officer 1: Carefully take out your weapon, holding the butt with two fingers only. Slowly place it on the floor and take three steps back.

LAX Police Officer 1: What is this?

LAX Police Officer 2: I don't know. Weird.

Lieutenant Brutus: Mr. Bean, are you presently on any kind of medication?

Mr. Bean: Not that I know of.

Lieutenant Brutus: Well, you could certainly use something.

Lieutenant Brutus: [about Mr. Bean getting arrested twice] Tell him his is a butt I would dearly love to kick. And next time I will.