Memorable Quotes from Richard Kiel
4 quotesCelebration and Discontent in Happy Gilmore's Victory
Happy
Oh, my God!
Verne Lundquist
This is incredible! Happy Gilmore wins the gold jacket.
Shooter
No! NOOOOO!
[bends down in defeat and agony]
Happy
I love you, you and you.
[kisses his grandmother; kisses Virginia; kisses Otto]
Shooter
Doug! Doug! Impossible! That's mine! My jacket! It's mine!
[steals Happy's gold jacket from Doug, and runs away]
Happy
Hey! He stole my jacket!
Mr. Larson
I believe that is Mr. Gilmore's. I'll get you, Shooter!
[to himself; in anger; in slow-motion, Shooter runs as he puts on Happy's jacket. The crowd chases him. He angrily growls as he swings his arms]
Man
We're gonna get you, you bastard!
Shooter
No! Get off! Ow! Get off! Get off!
[screams, then collapses offscreen as the crowd attacks him]
Mr. Larson
Stay still!
Shooter
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Unexpected Feat in Golf Challenge
Mr. Larson
Trying to reach the green from here, Shooter?
McGavin
That's not possible, sir.
Mr. Larson
I beg to differ, Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.
McGavin
Well, moron, good for Happy Gilm- OH MY GOD!!!
[turning round and seeing Mr. Larson; recoils]
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Friend or Foe: A Question of Trust
Hymie Kaplan
Friend or foe?
Arnold
Guess.
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Injury Report: Broken Neck Confirmed
Samson
I think I broke his fuckin neck!
Announcer
I think he broke his fuckin neck!
Team doctor
One side, one side. Get the ambulance! I think he broke his fuckin neck.
[Examines injured player]
Samson
See! I told you I broke his fuckin neck!
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