Halloween - Teenagers Discuss Prank Against a Classmate
Wesley Rhoades:
What a f*cking pussy, dude. I told you he wouldn't fight. He's all f*cking talk. I was like-- We were fighting, right? You were there. He was like, "I'm not gonna fight you." I was like-- Yes!
Wesley Rhoades friend:
I know where he lives. You want to egg his house?
Wesley Rhoades:
We can totally do that.
Wesley Rhoades friend:
Yeah.
Wesley Rhoades:
Oh. Hey, shit-pants. What's going on? You know, um... I heard your sister got caught selling blow jobs in the bathroom. I heard they had to pump the cum out of her stomach.
Wesley Rhoades:
Hey, Mikey, how's your mom doing? You know, my old man said that for a buck she'd rub her tits on his face.
Young Michael Myers:
Shut up.
Wesley Rhoades friend:
What the fuck did you say, faggot?
Wesley Rhoades:
Mikey's upset. Look how tough he is. Hey, ball-licker, check this out. I was thinking of making copies of Mommy for the whole school.
Young Michael Myers:
Fuck you.
Wesley Rhoades:
Hey! Tough guy! Think she'd suck my dick for a quarter and let me suck her tits?
Young Michael Myers:
Shut up! Shut up!
Wesley Rhoades:
Don't fucking yell in my face, you bitch!
Wesley Rhoades friend:
Fuck off!
Principal Chambers:
What the hell is going on here? Break it up! I said break it up! You over there, you over there, you there.
Wesley Rhoades friend:
He started it.
Principal Chambers:
Shut up!
Young Michael Myers:
Fuck... you...
Principal Chambers:
What did you say?
Young Michael Myers:
I said, fuck... you!
Principal Chambers: [grabs Michael by the back of the shirt and escorts him to the principal's office]
Fuck ME? Come here.
Young Michael Myers:
My bag!
Principal Chambers:
Grab it!
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