The Jerk - Family Reflections on Special Moments
Grandmother: [reading letter from Navin]
My dear family, Guess what? Today I found out what my special purpose is for. Gosh what a great time I had. I wish my whole family could have been here with me. Maybe some other time as I intend to do this a lot. Every chance I get. I think next week I'll be able to send some more money as I may have extra work. My friend Patty promised me a blow job. Your loving son, Navin." And he's got the kisses here.
Father:
That Patty must be a sweet girl.
Mother:
God bless her.
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The Jerk - Lessons on Trust and Work Ethic
Mother:
And remember: the Lord loves a working man!
Navin R. Johnson:
The Lord loves a working man.
Father:
And son, don't never ever trust whitey.
Navin:
Don't trust whitey. The Lord loves a working man. Don't trust whitey.
Mother:
Oh, baby.
Navin:
Daddy. Pierre. Come here. Don't you forget to grow up now.
Elvira Johnson:
Send me a picture, a picture! And I'll call you later! Don't forget, Navie!
Father:
Okay, okay. Let the boy go.
Elvira:
Bye.
Father:
We got work to do.
Mother:
And I hope you find whatever it is you're looking for.
Navin:
I will, Ma. I know it's out there.
Taj:
It's out there all right, and if you catch it see a doctor and get rid of it.
Navin:
See a doctor and get rid of it.
Taj:
Good luck.
Navin:
The Lord loves a working man. Don't trust whitey. See a doctor and get rid of it.
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