Memorable Quotes from Rick Ducommun

10 quotes

Scary Movie

Revelation of a Gruesome Crime

Cindy He murdered all my friends!

Cindy's Dad Yeah! And the sick bastard planted drugs all over the house!

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The 'Burbs

Uncovering Secrets in the Neighborhood

Art Weingartner They may think they're off the hook, but they're not. No, no, they're not. Are they, Ray? No, go ahead, tell em. Tell em. We got the goods on em, don't we? Oh yeah, y'know? You know, someday they're gonna dig up the back of that yard and they're gonna find the rest of the skeleton to go with that femur. Oh, it might not be Walter, but it's gonna be some poor tortured bast--

[about the Klopeks, after burning their home and getting Ray injured in the process; is cut off as Ray starts ranting at him]

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Groundhog Day

Taking Chances in Life's Routine

Phil It's the same thing your whole life. "Clean up your room! Stand up straight! Pick up your feet! Take it like a man! Be nice to your sister! Don't mix beer and wine, ever! Oh yeah, don't drive on the railway tracks!

Gus Well, Phil, that's one I happen to agree with.

[sobering up]

Phil I don't know, Gus...Sometimes, you just have to take the big chances. I'm betting he's going to swerve first...

[driving into the rail tracks; a train approaches]

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Scary Movie

Miscommunication Between Father and Daughter

Cindy's Dad What's going on in there? Ah, ow, ow, Daddy's head is stuck, unstick Daddy's head, ow...

Cindy Dad, can you knock?

Cindy's Dad Knock? I thought I heard screaming in here!

Cindy No, no, you didn't, Dad.

Cindy's Dad Oh, it must have been that crack I smoked earlier, I guess.

Cindy Yeah.

Cindy's Dad Look, I gotta leave town for a couple days, okay? No big deal, it's just that you know, that new business that I started with those plumbing guys.

Cindy Oh, you mean Uncle Escobar!

Cindy's Dad Yeah, yeah, that's right. Well, there's a problem, some money went missing and apparently some legs are gonna get broken, eh, it's just better if I lay low for a couple days. Now, if the cops raid the place...

Cindy I never heard of you.

Cindy's Dad And don't forget...

Cindy To flush your stash.

Cindy's Dad Oh, you are my little girl, I love you so much. And I left you a little something in the coffee can.

Cindy Dad...

Cindy's Dad But, remember you have to step on it before you sell it. Now what are you gonna cut it with?

Cindy Umm, baking...

Cindy's Dad Baking soda, not baking powder. Cause baking powder guys will have muffins growing out of their noses.

Cindy Dad...

[giggles]

Cindy's Dad You love that joke, honey. You've loved that joke since you were 2 years old. Okay, well...

Cindy Have a good trip.

Cindy's Dad Bye.

Cindy Bye.

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The 'Burbs

Perception of a Quiet Family's Secrets

Art Weingartner I can see the news report now. "They were a quiet family, kept pretty much to themselves, No one would have ever suspected them of foul play.

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The 'Burbs

Paranoia and Conspiracy in Suburban Life

Art Weingartner I'm telling you these people are Satanists, As I sit here, they are Satanists, Look, look, the world is full of these kind of things - black masses, mutilations, Mutilations! The incubus, the succubus - I'm tellin you, Walter was a human sacrifice.

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The 'Burbs

Suburbanites Unite Against Threats and Chaos

Art Weingartner I think the message to, uh, psychos, fanatics, murderers, nutcases all over the world is, uh, "do NOT mess with suburbanites". Because, uh, frankly we're just not gonna take it any more. Ya know, we're not gonna be content to look after our lawns and wax our cars, paint out houses. We're out to get them, Don, we are out to get them.

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The 'Burbs

Art Weingartner's Dark Reflection on Society

Art Weingartner I want to kill everyone, Satan is good, Satan is our pal.

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Groundhog Day

The Freedom of No Consequences

Phil What if there were no tomorrow?

Gus No tomorrow? That would mean there would be no consequences. There would be no hangovers. We could do whatever we wanted!

Phil That's true. We could do whatever we want.

The 'Burbs

Awareness of Mutual Knowledge