Die Another Day - Witty Banter Between Bond and Zao
Bond:
You know, I've missed your sparkling personality.
Zao: [punches him in the stomach.]
How's that for a punchline?
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Die Another Day - Conflict Diamonds and Global Hypocrisy
Zao:
I am Zao. You are late.
Colonel Moon Tan-Sun:
Mr. Van Bierk! I've been looking forward to this meeting.
James Bond: [takes off his sunglasses]
Me, too. My African military friends owe you many thanks, Colonel Moon. Few men have the guts to trade conflict diamonds since the UN embargo.
Moon: [Bond glances at Colonel Moon's collection of imported sportscars]
I know all about the UN. I studied at Oxford and Harvard. Majored in Western hypocrisy.
Bond:
From your modest little collection of cars, I would never have guessed.
Moon:
Show me the diamonds.
Bond: [Zao picks up his radio]
Show me the weapons.
Zao: [radios in Korean; The gate opens and several hovercraft enter the compound]
Bring the weapons.
Bond:
Hiding weapons in the Demilitarized Zone. That's a bit of a minefield out there.
Moon:
America's cultural contribution. One million landmines, and my hovercrafts float right over them.
Moon: [Bond starts to hand the briefcase to Moon. Zao grabs it and hands it to Moon's diamond analyst]
RPGs, flamethrowers, automatic weapons, and enough ammunition to run a small war. My diamonds?
Zao: [in Korean; The analyst opens the briefcase and looks at the diamonds]
Check it over, quick.
Bond:
Don't blow it all at once.
Moon: [Zao checks his cell phone and sees Bond's MI6 file on screen. He looks at Colonel Moon, who comes over]
Oh, I have special plans for this consignment.
Zao: [whispers; Colonel Moon thinks about this. A moment later, he turns around and takes off his cap]
His name is James Bond, a British assassin.
Moon: [He hops on the hovercraft and is handed an XM29 launcher]
Mr. Van Bierk, let me show you something. Our new tankbuster. Depleted uranium shells, naturally.
James Bond:
Naturally.
Moon: [Colonel Moon hops off the hovercraft]
How do you propose to kill me now, Mr. Bond? It's pathetic, that you British still believe you have the right to police the world. But, you will not live to see the day all Korea is ruled by the North.
Bond:
Then you and I have something in common.
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Olympus Has Fallen - A Warning from the President
Kang: [[w:Romans 6:23|the wages of sin is death]
I read your Bible, Mr. President. It says "]".
President Asher:
You better keep that in mind.
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Olympus Has Fallen - Trust and Threats in High-Stakes Confrontation
Mike Banning:
What's the matter, Kang? You look like you've seen a ghost. I guess you don't know who you can trust, huh? It's over. No more televised executions, no chopper, no more negotiating with you and the United People's Front of Who Gives a Fuck.
Kang:
I will send the President out... one piece at a time.
Mike Banning:
It won't matter. Because whatever you think you accomplished, you won't be alive to see it.
Kang:
Shut him down.
Mike Banning: [as Lim tries unsuccessfully to disconnect him]
You're not shutting me down, Kang. I'm here to stay.
Kang:
I underestimated you. It will not happen again.
Mike Banning: [ends the transmission]
There is no "again". You're gonna die down there alone, cut off from the rest of the world. My advice? Save the last bullet for yourself. Cause if you don't, I'm gonna stick my knife through your brain. But don't worry, I'm gonna leak the photos of your body to the press. You know, cause I know you like that kind of shit.
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Olympus Has Fallen - Confrontation Between Banning and Kang
Kang: [static]
Agent Banning. Yes, I know who you are. Welcome to my house.
Mike Banning:
Hey, asshole. What took you so long?
Kang:
You are the one who let the First Lady die, no? And soon, the President. Failure seems to be a habit with you.
Mike Banning:
Yeah, well, maybe I owe you for giving me the chance for making up for that today.
Kang:
I admire you for acknowledging your failure. But there's no going back. Nothing you try and do here tonight can atone.
Mike Banning:
Yeah, maybe not. But I reckon fucking your shit up would be a pretty good start. You might wanna take a head count. The bodies are piling up.
Kang:
I have more than enough men to finish the mission.
Mike Banning:
Oh, and by the way, if you're looking for Connor, he's on his way to the baseball game.
Kang:
How's your wife, Michael? Leah. She's a nurse. Saves lives. Too bad she will not save yours.
Mike Banning: [hangs up]
You know what? How about you and I play a game of Fuck Off. You go first.
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Olympus Has Fallen - A Vision for a United Korea
Kang:
I have no interest in your nuclear launch codes. By now, your Pentagon has changed them, no? Sit.
President Asher:
You from the North? You sure as hell are not from the South.
Kang:
I'm working for justice, to give millions of starving men, women, and children a chance at more than just subsistence. To end the civil war your country interrupted so long ago. And yes, for a united, prosperous Korea.
Dave Forbes:
It's a whole new world, baby.
President Asher:
What's the going rate for souls these days?
Dave Forbes:
What do you say to me?
President Asher:
I never would've taken you for a traitor.
Dave Forbes:
Me? What about you? You sold this country out long before I ever did. Globalization and fuckin Wall Street! What's the cost to a presidency nowadays anyway, huh? $500 million? I'm a fuckin rookie compared to you!
President Asher:
Gotta keep your gloves up, Forbes.
Kang: [in Korean, to another of his men]
Enough! Find the boy, his name is Connor.
President Asher: [not quite understanding]
What about Connor? WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU GONNA DO TO MY SON?!
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