Furry Vengeance - Humor and Tension Among Friends
Dan:
Hi. Check out Mr. Pee-Pee Pants. Just had a little problem with a raccoon. Well, that's funny. He must have scampered off.
Tyler:
Hilarious.
Dan:
Are you still mad at me?
Tyler:
What do you think?
Dan:
Well, excuse me for caring about the environment.
Frank: [exclaims]
Hello, jefe. The beaver dam problem is gone. Yes. Yes!
Tyler:
Oh. Blowing up beavers, are we?
Dan:
They weren't home.
Tammy:
Well, that was eco-friendly of you.
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Furry Vengeance - Discussing Therapy Outcomes Among Friends
Frank:
Mrs. Sanders.
Tammy:
Now what? Dan?
Dan:
Therapy went well.
Tammy:
What happened?
Dan: [sighs]
If you really need to know, I got carjacked by a raccoon and a skunk. You must be Amber.
Amber:
Yeah.
Dan:
It's nice to meet you. If you'll excuse me, I need to remove a leech from my no-no zone.
Amber:
Oh, my God.
Dan:
Bye-bye.
Tammy:
Dan.
Dan:
I'm telling you, these animals are out to get me. I don't know why you won't believe me.
Tammy:
Because it's not possible. Raccoons do not carjack SUVs.
Dan:
Well, this one did, and I will prove it to you.
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