Memorable Quotes from Ricky Garcia
2 quotesHumor and Tension Among Friends
Dan
Hi. Check out Mr. Pee-Pee Pants. Just had a little problem with a raccoon. Well, that's funny. He must have scampered off.
Tyler
Hilarious.
Dan
Are you still mad at me?
Tyler
What do you think?
Dan
Well, excuse me for caring about the environment.
Frank
Hello, jefe. The beaver dam problem is gone. Yes. Yes!
[exclaims]
Tyler
Oh. Blowing up beavers, are we?
Dan
They weren't home.
Tammy
Well, that was eco-friendly of you.
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Discussing Therapy Outcomes Among Friends
Frank
Mrs. Sanders.
Tammy
Now what? Dan?
Dan
Therapy went well.
Tammy
What happened?
Dan
If you really need to know, I got carjacked by a raccoon and a skunk. You must be Amber.
[sighs]
Amber
Yeah.
Dan
It's nice to meet you. If you'll excuse me, I need to remove a leech from my no-no zone.
Amber
Oh, my God.
Dan
Bye-bye.
Tammy
Dan.
Dan
I'm telling you, these animals are out to get me. I don't know why you won't believe me.
Tammy
Because it's not possible. Raccoons do not carjack SUVs.
Dan
Well, this one did, and I will prove it to you.
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