Night at the Museum - Miscommunication and Responsibility in the Workplace
Larry Daley:
Excuse me? Mr. McPhee? Excuse me, Mr. McPhee? Can I talk to you about this, please, sir?
Dr. McPhee:
What?
Larry Daley:
I know that I screwed up, but I think I finally understand how to do this job.
Dr. McPhee:
You obviously don't. That's the point.
Larry Daley:
No, I didn't, but now I do. Really, Mr. McPhee, if you just give me one...
Dr. McPhee:
Doctor.
Larry Daley:
Dr. McPhee, just... Can you please give me one more night?
Dr. McPhee:
One more night.
Larry Daley:
Okay, thank you.
Dr. McPhee:
And if anything is the tiniest after your shift... Because...
Larry Daley:
Got it.
Dr. McPhee:
Okay?
Larry Daley:
Okay.
Dr. McPhee:
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...
Larry Daley:
Shame on me. Fool me... Shame on me.
Dr. McPhee:
You.
Larry Daley:
Fool me twice... Got it.
Dr. McPhee:
Take it or leave it.
Larry Daley:
Okay, thank you.
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Night at the Museum - A Night Guard's Return to Duty
Reginald:
Hey, Larry.
Larry Daley:
So, I was thinking maybe I'll give it one more night.
Cecil:
I'm glad you came around. Welcome back.
Dr. McPhee:
You! New night guard, here, now.
Larry Daley:
What's up?
Dr. McPhee:
What's up?" Oh. Well, take a walk with me, and I'll show you, Mr. "What's up". Come on. So, would you kindly do me the favor of explaining this?
Larry Daley:
Ooh. Okay. I'm guessing and I'm just spitballing here but looks like that Roman dude got cocky and climbed over into the Wild West. And that cowboy knows the Roman dude wants to take over his territory, so he rounded up a posse and put him in the stockade.
Dr. McPhee: [laughs sarcastically]
Let's all laugh at me, the comedy night guard. "No", is the answer. Sarcasm back at ya with your... humor box. I wasn't laughing. I was pretending to laugh, if that's what you want, some sort of battle of humor. Do you?
Larry Daley:
No. I don't want a... No, I don't want a battle of humor.
Dr. McPhee:
No, you don't, because it would be a bloodbath. Nothing funny about Little Bighorn. No. I find it about as funny as a "fancist". It's not funny. Okay? And I will not stand for this type of blatant... If I'm not clear, tell me. Am I clear?
Larry Daley:
Yeah.
Dr. McPhee:
Yeah.
Larry Daley:
Hey, Cecil. You got an extra copy of that instruction manual?
Cecil:
Oh, no, I'm afraid not, Larry. Listen, I'll tell you what you do. Read some books. Brush up on your history. Helped me a lot when I first started out.
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Night at the Museum - Misunderstanding a Historical Figure's Identity
Larry Daley: [[Teddy Roosevelt]
Ah — ].
Rebecca:
Yes. A great visionary.
Larry Daley:
Yes, definitely. He was our 4th president, right?
Rebecca:
26th.
Larry Daley:
26th.
Dr. McPhee:
Please don't touch the exhibits! I mean, riffraff. Mrs. Hutman, I cannot tolerate this type of chaos. I mean, this is a museum, not a... Do you know what museum means? It doesn't mean, "Ooh, Daddy, it's a big tyrannosaurus thing. Can I touch its leg?" No! It... Work it out, please.
Rebecca:
Will do, sir.
Dr. McPhee:
Thank you.
Rebecca:
Dr. McPhee, our museum director.
Larry Daley:
Hmm, seems like a fun guy.
Dr. McPhee:
Control your young, please! Can we? Oh!
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