That'll Be The Day - Preference for Bath's social scene
Mike:
You'll like Bath... better class of fuck in Bath.
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Give My Regards to Broad Street - Discussion on Song Selection in Studio
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Give My Regards to Broad Street - A Request for Warmth and Humor
Ringo: [rehearsing in a warehouse]
Do you think you could get some heat in here, or are we practicing to be Canadians?
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Help! - Perspective from Unusual Places
Ringo:
The fire brigade once got my head out of some railings.
John:
Did you want them to?
Ringo:
No. I used to put it there when I wasn't using it for school. You can see a lot of the world from railings.
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Help! - Attraction and Politeness in Conversation
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Help! - Misunderstanding a Season Ticket Explanation
John: [Pulling out a slip of paper]
What's this?
Ringo:
It's a season ticket. What did you think?
John:
Oh, I like a lot of seasoning in my soup.
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Help! - Ringo Embraces His Changing Appearance
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Help! - A Conversation About Using Hands
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Help! - A Simple Act of Communication
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Help! - Misunderstanding Between Friends
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Help! - Hidden Depths in a Lighthearted Moment
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A Hard Day's Night - Ringo's Response to Music Subcultures
Reporter:
Are you a mod or a rocker?
Ringo:
Um, no. I'm a mocker.
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A Hard Day's Night - Mystery of the Man in the Cupboard
Ringo:
Hey, any of you put a man in the cupboard?
George:
Nah.
John:
Don't be soft.
Ringo:
Well, somebody did.
George:
He's right, you know.
John:
There ya go.
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A Hard Day's Night - Ringo's Snoring Disputed Among Friends
Ringo:
I don't snore.
George:
You do, repeatedly.
Ringo:
Do I snore, John?
John:
Yeah, you're a window rattler, son.
Ringo:
That's just your opinion. Do I snore, Paul?
Paul:
With a trombone hooter like yours, it would be unnatural if you didn't.
Grandfather:
Now, Paulie... don't mock the afflicted.
Paul:
Ah, come off it, it's only a joke.
Grandfather:
Aye, it may be a joke to you, but it's his nose. He can't help having a hideous great hooter. And the poor little head, trembling under the weight of it.
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A Hard Day's Night - A Tense Encounter with Humor
Man:
And don't take that tone with me, young man. I fought the war for your sort.
Ringo:
I bet you're sorry you won.
Man:
I shall call the guard.
Paul:
Ah, but what? They don't take kindly to insults you know. Come on, let's go have some coffee and leave the kennel to Lassie.
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A Hard Day's Night - Inferiority Complex and Coping Mechanisms
George:
What's the matter with you, then?
Ringo:
It's his grandfather. I can tell he doesn't like me. It's cause I'm little.
George:
Ah, you've got an inferiority complex, you have.
Ringo:
Yeah, I know, that's why I play the drums - it's me active compensatory factor.
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A Hard Day's Night - A Lighthearted Exchange Among Friends
Norm:
Are you listening to me, Lennon?
John: [Playing around with a bottle of Coke]
You're a swine. Ain't he George?
George:
Yeah, a swine.
Norm: [Sees Paul's grandfather]
Thanks. Hey!
Beatles:
WHO'S THAT LITTLE OLD MAN?
Norm:
Well, who is he?
Ringo:
He belongs to Paul.
Norm:
Oh, well.
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A Hard Day's Night - Human Communication in Everyday Interactions
John: [cheerfully]
Ello, grandfather!
Paul's Grandfather:
Hello.
John:
He can talk, then, can he?
Paul:
Of course, he can talk. He's a human being, isn't he?
Ringo: [chuckles awkwardly]
Well if he's your grandfather, who knows?
John:
And we're looking after him, are we?
Paul's Grandfather:
I'll look after meself.
Paul:
Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of.
John:
He's got you worried, then?
Paul:
Him? He's a villain. A real mixer. And he'll cost you a fortune in Breach of Promise cases.
John:
Gerron.
Paul:
No, straight up.
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A Hard Day's Night - Identification of a Family Member
John:
Hey, pardon me for asking, but who's the little old man?
Paul:
Uh, what little old man?
John:
That little old man.
Paul:
Oh, that one, that's my grandfather.
George:
Your grandfather?
Paul:
Yes.
George:
That's not your grandfather.
Paul:
It is, you know.
George:
But I've seen your grandfather. He lives in your house.
Paul:
Oh, that's my other grandfather, but he's my grandfather as well.
John:
How do you reckon that one out?
Paul:
Well, everyone's entitled to two, aren't they, and he's my other one.
John:
We know that. But what's he doing here?
Paul:
Well, my mother thought the trip would do him good.
Ringo:
How's that?
Paul:
He's nursing a broken heart.
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A Hard Day's Night - Ringo's Time is Up
Ringo:
Come in, number seven, your time's up!
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A Hard Day's Night - Critique of Bourgeois Clichés
Ringo:
There you go, hiding behind a smokescreen of bourgeois clichés.
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A Hard Day's Night - Ringo's Urgency for a Lasting Moment
Ringo:
I'm going parading before it's too late.
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