Four Lions - Humor in Misunderstanding Car Parts
Omar:
I thought you said you'd fixed it!
Barry:
It's the car parts, they're Jewish!
Omar:
What parts in a car are Jewish?
Faisal:
Spark plugs?
Barry:
That's it, spark plugs! Jews invented spark plugs to control global traffic!
Barry:
Might bomb a mosque.
Omar:
Barry, we're not bombing a mosque.
Barry:
You don't get it, do you Omar? We radicalize the moderates, the Ummah rises up, it all kicks off!
Omar:
No, I do get it. I'll tell you what it's like. It's like getting into a fight with someone, and they're punching you in the face, right? Right? And so what you'd gon do right, you punch yourself in the face!
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Four Lions - Martyr or Dish: A Conflicted Identity
Hassan:
Some of it's in there with him.
Omar:
What?
Hassan:
I couldn't separate it.
Omar:
So what is he lads? Is he a martyr or is he a fucking jalfrezi?!
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Four Lions - Fragile Boots in a Bag
Omar:
Oh, it's just that bag is full of really fragile... boots.
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Jason Bourne - Privacy versus Security in a Digital Age
Dewey:
Our enemies have become much more sophisticated. Gathering metadata is no longer adequate. We need a back-door into your new program and a way past the encryptions...
Aaron Kalloor:
And when that's not enough, you'll want something new. You-You don't get it, do you? Privacy is-is-is freedom. I mean, maybe that's something you should think about defending?
Dewey:
You little prick. You didn't believe in privacy or freedom when we funded your start-up, turned you into a billionaire.
Aaron:
I-I've paid you back many, many, many times over. And I was never comfortable with any of this. I'm out. I'm done selling out our customers.
Dewey:
But you would sell out your country. The truth is, we wouldn't be having this conversation if you didn't feel personally at risk. You talk about a free internet, you tell yourself you're saving the world, but all you're doing is making the internet a much more dangerous place, and you're sure as hell making this country much more difficult to defend. And you are sure as hell accountable for that, Aaron. Accountable.
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Jason Bourne - The Burden of Secrets and Identity
Nicky Parsons:
You've tortured yourself for a long time now, Jason. You've tortured yourself for what you've done. You don't know the truth about what they did to you. You need to read those files.
Albert Hirsch, quoted in a report on Bourne:
When Bourne broke from the Program, he left behind a key component of his identity. In effect, he left behind his reason to exist. In my estimation Bourne will never find peace out in the cold. Eventually he will reach a tipping point. In those circumstances, if played right Bourne could be brought back into the Program.
Richard Webb:
Listen to me, David. I've done something. Something... that came at a cost. One day, you'll understand why.
Aaron Kalloor:
When I was starting out, I, ah... I took money to start my company, made a bargain with a guy in a dark suit, and now he's come back to take my soul.
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