Rob Moran Biography
Rob Moran, is an American actor. He is known for appearing in many of the Farrelly brothers films such as Dumb and Dumber, There's Something About Mary, Me, Myself, & Irene, Kingpin, and Hall Pass. He starred in the American teen drama South Of Nowhere as the Carlin family patriarch. In 1996, he played "Stanley Osmanski" in Kingpin. He made guest appearances in such television series as Men of a Certain Age and Cold Case.
He also played Ed Long in Hall Pass. He appeared most recently as the doomed patriarch in the 2011 horror movie You're Next. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Rob Moran Movies
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Rob Moran Quotes
Misunderstanding Leads to Unexpected Consequences
Ted:
Look, I didn't solicit any sex, okay? This is a huge misunderstanding. I was really going out to pee, I was walking to the bushes, I tripped over this guy - and suddenly all those cops and their helicopters...
Detective Stabler: [about the dead body in the trunk]
Ted, Ted, it's okay, we believe you. The problem is we found your friend in the car.
Ted: [smiles]
Oh, the hitchhiker? That's what this is about, the hitchhiker? Oh, oh, great. This is my luck. I get caught for everything.
Detective Krevoy: [pats Ted's shoulder]
So...you admit it?
Ted:
Ah, yeah, guilty as charged. Look, I know you guys got a job to do, alright? And I'm really sorry. I did it, I admit it. You know, the guy even told me, the hitchhiker told me it was illegal.
Detective Krevoy:
Well, uh, can you tell us his name?
Ted:
Ah...no, I didn't catch it. Can we cut to the chase? I mean, am I like in a lot of trouble here?
Detective Stabler: [nods]
First tell us why you did it.
Ted:
Why I did it? Ah...I don't know. Boredom? The guy turned to be a blubber mouth who just would not shut up.
Detective Krevoy: [trying to control himself]
Ted, this wasn't your first time, was it?
Ted:
No.
Detective Krevoy:
How many are we talking here?
Ted: [confused]
Hitchhikers? My whole life? Ah... I don't know - twenty-five, fifty... I mean, who keeps track? Hey, you know, I know this is the Bible Belt and everything, but where I come from, this is not that big deal, I mean...
Detective Krevoy: [slams Ted's head against the desk]
You son of a bitch! You're gonna fry!
Detective Stabler:
Take it easy! Calm down! Are you okay?
Ted: [to Krevoy]
What the hell is wrong with you?
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