The First Wives Club - Unexpected Revelations and Social Commentary
Chris:
Guess what, dad? I'm a lesbian. A big one.
Dr. Morris Packman:
If I give you one more face lift, you're going to be able to blink your lips!
Gunilla:
(sees Shelley and Morty entering her building) Social climbers on the rise.
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This Is Spinal Tap - Living by the Philosophy of Enjoyment
Marty DiBergi:
Do you have any sort of creed or philosophy that you live by?
Viv Savage:
Have... a good... time... all the time. That's my philosophy, Marty.
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This Is Spinal Tap - The Unusual Saint of St. Hubbins
Marty DiBergi:
David St. Hubbins... I must admit I've never heard anybody with that name.
David St. Hubbins:
It's an unusual name. Well, he was an unusual saint. He's not a very well-known saint.
Marty DiBergi:
Oh, there actually is, uh... there was a St. Hubbins?
David St. Hubbins:
That's right, yes.
Marty DiBergi:
What was he the saint of?
David St. Hubbins:
He was the patron saint of quality footwear.
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This Is Spinal Tap - The Moose Metaphor in Rock Music
Marty DiBergi:
Do you feel that playing rock n roll music keeps you a child? That is, keeps you in a state of arrested development?
Derek Smalls:
No. No. No. I feel it's like, it's more like going, going to a, a national park or something. And there's, you know, they preserve the moose. And that's, that's my childhood up there on stage. That moose, you know.
Marty DiBergi:
So when you're playing you feel like a preserved moose on stage?
Derek Smalls:
Yeah.
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This Is Spinal Tap - Life Without Rock and Roll
Marty DiBergi:
Do you have any sort of creed or philosophy that you live by?
Mick Shrimpton: [[w:Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll|sex, drugs, and rock and roll]
I used to say "]." As long as there's sex and drugs, I can do without rock and roll.
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This Is Spinal Tap - Discussion of Past Drummers in Spinal Tap
Marty DiBergi:
Now, during the Flower People period, who was your drummer?
David St. Hubbins:
Stumpy's replacement, Peter James Bond. He also died in mysterious circumstances. We were playing a, uh...
Nigel Tufnel:
...Festival.
David St. Hubbins:
Jazz blues festival. Where was that?
Nigel Tufnel:
Blues jazz, really.
Derek Smalls:
Blues jazz festival. Misnamed.
Nigel Tufnel:
It was in the Isle of, uh...
David St. Hubbins:
Isle of Lucy. The Isle of Lucy jazz and blues festival.
Nigel Tufnel:
And, uh, it was tragic, really. He exploded on stage.
Derek Smalls:
Just like that.
David St. Hubbins:
He just went up.
Nigel Tufnel:
He just was like a flash of green light... And that was it. Nothing was left.
David St. Hubbins: [about Marty]
Look at his face.
Nigel Tufnel:
Well, there was...
David St. Hubbins:
It's true, this really did happen.
Nigel Tufnel:
It's true. There was a little green globule on his drum seat.
David St. Hubbins:
Like a stain, really.
Nigel Tufnel:
It was more of a stain than a globule, actually.
David St. Hubbins:
You know, several, you know, dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.
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This Is Spinal Tap - The Emotional Impact of Musical Keys
Marty DiBergi:
It's pretty.
Nigel Tufnel:
Yeah, I like it. I've been fooling around with it for a few months now. Very delicate.
Marty DiBergi:
It's a bit of a departure from what you normally play.
Nigel Tufnel: [plays and sings]
Yeah, well, it's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy that I'm doing in D... minor, which I always find is really the saddest of all keys, really, I don't know why. It makes people weep instantly to play
Nigel Tufnel:
It's a horn part.
Marty DiBergi:
It's very pretty.
Nigel Tufnel: [[Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart|Mozart; [Johann Sebastian Bach|Bach]
You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like — I'm really influenced by ] and ], and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of...
Marty DiBergi:
What do you call this?
Nigel Tufnel:
Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump.
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This Is Spinal Tap - The Significance of Going to Eleven
Nigel Tufnel:
The numbers all go to 11. Look, right across the board, 11, 11, 11 and...
Marty DiBergi:
Oh, I see. And most amps go up to 10?
Nigel Tufnel:
Exactly.
Marty DiBergi:
Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Nigel Tufnel:
Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not 10. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at 10. You're on 10 here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on 10 on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty DiBergi:
I don't know.
Nigel Tufnel:
Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty DiBergi:
Put it up to 11.
Nigel Tufnel:
11. Exactly. One louder.
Marty DiBergi:
Why don't you make 10 a little louder, make that the top number and make that a little louder?
Nigel Tufnel: [pauses; [w:These go to eleven|These go to 11]
].
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This Is Spinal Tap - Critique of Musical Creativity and Growth
Marty DiBergi:
Let's talk about your reviews a little bit. Regarding Intravenous Di Milo: "This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth rate of this band cannot even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry.
Nigel Tufnel:
That's...that's just nitpicking, isn't it?
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This Is Spinal Tap - Capturing the Essence of Rock Band Life
Marty DiBergi: [introducing the film]
I wanted to capture the... the sights, the sounds... the smells of a hard-working rock band, on the road. And I got that; I got more... a lot more. But hey, enough of my yakkin'; whaddaya say? Let's boogie!
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Sleepless in Seattle - Expectations of Attraction in Relationships
Jay:
That's what I'm trying to tell you, what women are looking for: pecs and a cute butt.
Sam Baldwin:
You mean like, "He has the cutest butt"?
Jay:
Yeah.
Sam Baldwin:
Where did I hear that recently?
Jay:
Everywhere. You can't even turn on the news nowadays without hearing about how some babe thought some guy's butt was cute. Who the first woman to say this was, I don't know, but somehow it caught on.
Sam Baldwin:
So how's my butt?
Jay:
Not bad.
Sam Baldwin:
Really?
Jay:
Yeah.
Sam Baldwin:
Is it cute, though?
Jay:
I don't know. Are we grading on a curve?
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The Wolf of Wall Street - The Unconventional Business of High-Class Hookers
Max Belfort:
What kind of hooker takes credit cards?
Donnie:
A rich one!
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