Unaccompanied Minors - Unexpected Accusation in Winter Chaos
Head Guard Hoffman: [Seeing the mess in the Emergency Equipment Storage]
Sweet Jehoshaphat!
Beef: [points to his Aquaman action figure]
He did it!
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The Hangover - Stun Gun Demonstration at the Police Station
Officer Franklin:
Ok, kids, you're in for a real treat today. These gentlemen have kindly volunteered to demonstrate how a stun gun is used to subdue a suspect... Now, there's two ways to use a stun gun: up close and personal…
Officer Franklin:
…or you can shoot it from a distance. Now, do I have any volunteers? You wanna come up here and do some shootin’, huh? Alright. How about you, young lady? Come on up here.
Officer Franklin:
Alright. Let's go, handsome. Come on.
Officer Franklin:
Not you, fat Jesus. Slide it on back.
Officer Franklin:
You, pretty boy.
Phil:
You don't really wanna do this.
Officer Franklin:
You can do this. Just focus.
Phil:
Don't listen to this maniac. Let's think this thing through.
Officer Franklin:
Finish him!
Officer Franklin:
Right in the nuts! That was beautiful! Well done! Give her a hand, everybody. Good job! Well done! Good job! That was great!
Officer Franklin: [to the boy who had his phone kicked out of his hand by Alan earlier]
Look, hey, we got one more charge left. Anybody wanna do some shootin’ up here? How about you, big man? Come on up here. Okay, same instructions: just point, aim and shoot. There ya go. That's the stuff. I like the intensity, eye of the tiger. You're holdin’ 50,000 volts, little man. Don't be afraid to ride the lightning.
Officer Franklin:
In the face! In the face!
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