Memorable Quotes from Rob Riggle
2 quotesStun Gun Demonstration at the Police Station
Officer Franklin
Ok, kids, you're in for a real treat today. These gentlemen have kindly volunteered to demonstrate how a stun gun is used to subdue a suspect... Now, there's two ways to use a stun gun: up close and personal…
Officer Franklin
…or you can shoot it from a distance. Now, do I have any volunteers? You wanna come up here and do some shootin’, huh? Alright. How about you, young lady? Come on up here.
Officer Franklin
Alright. Let's go, handsome. Come on.
Officer Franklin
Not you, fat Jesus. Slide it on back.
Officer Franklin
You, pretty boy.
Phil
You don't really wanna do this.
Officer Franklin
You can do this. Just focus.
Phil
Don't listen to this maniac. Let's think this thing through.
Officer Franklin
Finish him!
Officer Franklin
Right in the nuts! That was beautiful! Well done! Give her a hand, everybody. Good job! Well done! Good job! That was great!
Officer Franklin
Look, hey, we got one more charge left. Anybody wanna do some shootin’ up here? How about you, big man? Come on up here. Okay, same instructions: just point, aim and shoot. There ya go. That's the stuff. I like the intensity, eye of the tiger. You're holdin’ 50,000 volts, little man. Don't be afraid to ride the lightning.
[to the boy who had his phone kicked out of his hand by Alan earlier]
Officer Franklin
In the face! In the face!
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Unexpected Accusation in Winter Chaos
Head Guard Hoffman
Sweet Jehoshaphat!
[Seeing the mess in the Emergency Equipment Storage]
Beef
He did it!
[points to his Aquaman action figure]
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