Sione's Wedding - Friendship and Boundaries in Conversation
Derek:
Albert.
Albert:
Derek.
Derek:
Sole man, where you going?
Albert:
Inside to talk to Tanya and stop calling me sole, alright?
Derek:
Why?
Albert:
What do you mean why? Cause you're white, not Samoan.
Derek:
Nah, I mean why you wanna talk to Tanya?
Albert:
That's none of your business.
Derek: [looks strangely at Albert]
You disrespecting me?
Albert: [laughing]
Hey?
Derek: [Sefa, Michael, and Stanley laugh]
Comin on my turf, getting all up on my girl. Sole man, you know how we do it in the hood.
Michael:
Just hit the prick, Albert.
Albert: [[w:Bad (Michael Jackson song)#Music video|Michael Jackson video; Michael, Sefa, and Stanley crack up]
Derek...this is not a ], okay? So stop being a dick and get out of my way.
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Sione's Wedding - Discussion about Tanya's romantic interests
Stanley: [Albert looks back at him]
What about Tanya? Tanya, who you work with?
Michael:
I thought she's seeing someone else.
Albert:
She hangs out with Derek.
Stanley:
She thinks he's a dick.
Michael:
So how come she's going out with him?
Stanley:
She's not going out with him?
Michael:
That's not what she said when I asked her to go to the wedding with me.
Albert: [snaps]
Michael, you asked Tanya?!?! Are there any girls I like that you haven't asked out?!
Stanley:
So you do like her.
Albert:
So? She hangs out with dickwick Derek and his homeboys. He's obviously the someone else.
Stanley:
Or...she hangs out with Derek because she's lonely? Cause the dickwick she likes doesn't know she exists.
Michael:
How do you know all this?
Stanley:
I'm not just a pair of fancy shoes, you know.
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Sione's Wedding - Navigating Relationships During a Wedding Celebration
Albert: [The others agree; Pastor prepares swing but stops]
So we're different people when these girls around Even Sefa behaves when Leilani is with him, that's why he never takes her anywhere. Sione's like a little brother to us.
Michael:
Especially me, sir.
Stanley:
They're related.
Albert: [Pastor's swing is interrupted again; Gang agrees]
And this is the last wedding we'd want to ruin.
Michael: [Sione shrugs]
Right, Sione?
Pastor: [Points club head to each of the four]
Not just dates. Not some girl foolish enough to say Yes to a night out and free food. You must bring girlfriends.
Albert:
Girlfriends?
Stanley:
But Your Majesty, Albert hasn't had a girlfriend in 30 years!
Albert:
Good one, Stanley.
Pastor:
Someone to whom you've made a commitment.
Michael:
Commitment?
Pastor: [Mimics; Normal voice; Makes the swing, but the ball bounces off the golf cart and Sefa's head before it lands inches away from the hole]
Commitment'? Girlfriend'? Other words you don't understand, ah? You must find someone who sees the good in you. Bring her to my church on the day of Sione's wedding. Turn up alone, and Eugene will be more than happy to toss you into the street.
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The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers - Debate Over Food Among Orcs
Mauhúr:
I'm starving! We ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days!
Snaga:
Yeah! Why can't we have some meat? What about them? They're fresh!
Uglúk:
They are not for eating!
Grishnákh:
What about their legs? They don't need those. Ooh, they look tasty...!
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