She's the Man - Awkward Encounters and Misunderstood Intentions
Olivia: [as Viola takes her place at the kissing booth]
Beware. The old guy chewing gum... it's not gum.
Olivia: [When Malcolm, telling her his tarantula is loose, says she should not feed it]
Yes, because my first instinct would be to feed the turantula.
Monique: [in response to Andrew's flirting]
Ew, what are you, hitting on me? Let me put a stop to that little brain fart right now. Girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like yours.
Paul: [pause]
Just remember, inside every girl, there's a boy. That came out wrong, but you know what I mean.
Justin: [after he blocks a goal]
That's right. Didn't score on me last half, won't score on this half! I'm a ninja. Ninja Goalie.
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