Stripes - Military Training Under Questioning
Gen. Barnicke:
Where the hell have you been, soldier?
Winger:
Traaaaaaaining, sir!
Soldiers:
Training, sir!
Gen. Barnicke:
What kind of training, son?
Winger:
Aaaaaaarmy training, sir!
Soldiers:
Army training, sir!
Winger: [leading them through drill]
Platoon, just like last night, only better! And...right shoulder, ho! Order, ho! Sidestep, right! Why did the chicken cross the road?
Winger:
Right!
Soldiers:
Hey! Hey! Hut!
Winger:
He stepped out of rank, got hit by a tank!
Soldiers:
He ain't no chicken no more!
Winger, Soldiers:
No!
Winger:
Left flank, left! Queen Anne salute! Three...five...seven...port, ho! Razzle-dazzle!
Gen. Barnicke:
Where's your drill sergeant, men?
Winger:
Blown up, sir!
Soldiers:
Blown up, sir!
Capt. Stillman:
Yes, sir, these are Sgt. Hulka's men. He was injured during basic training.
Gen. Barnicke:
I see. So am I to understand that you men completed your training on your own?
Winger:
That's the fact, Jack!
Soldiers:
That's the fact, Jack!
Gen. Barnicke:
Captain?
Capt. Stillman:
Yes, sir.
Gen. Barnicke:
These are exactly the kind of go-getters I want working on my EM-50 project in Italy.
Capt. Stillman:
But, sir, these men are--
Gen. Barnicke:
Don't "but" me, Captain. I want them on the plane. Tonight!
Winger:
Gentlemen, it's party time, Italian style!
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