Moving - Dispute Over a Shared Weed Whacker
Arlo:
Frank, remember two years I loaned you my weed whacker? Well, since we're moving, I've come to ask for it back.
Frank:
No.
Arlo:
It's *our* weed whacker, Frank. The whole family went down to Sears together. So, I've come to ask you to give it back.
Frank:
No.
Arlo:
Frank, I loaned it to you two years ago to cut your weeds. You haven't cut shit with the weed whacker! What did you do with it? Keep the weed whacker, Frank! Be happy with it because you have to friends! Nobody wants to talk to you!
Perry:
Frank, that you?
Frank:
Edwards, Perry! Well, choke my chicken!
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