Memorable Quotes from Robert Picardo

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The Howling

A Mysterious Encounter Between Two Characters

Eddie Quist Hello, bright boy.

Chris Dugan Eddie?

Eddie Quist You know me, and I don't know you. Now why is that?

Chris Dugan Where is she?

Eddie Quist Why? Is she your girlfriend?

Chris Dugan Just answer the question. Where's Terry?

Eddie Quist Just down the ritual center, down the path. That's where Wagner sends us to, uh, unwind. He's so repressed.

Chris Dugan What did you do to her?

Eddie Quist Why tell you, when I can show you. She's got a sexy voice. I like a woman with a sexy voice. I, uh...listen to this part here.

[points to tape recorder; sounds of growling and screaming; sound of Terry screaming]

Chris Dugan You're crazy!

Eddie Quist Oh, I'm much more than that, bright boy. I'm much more. Here. Take it. For all the good it'll do you. Call it a gift. Come on. Come on, bright boy. Lay one on me. Don't you know anything?

[hands Chris his rifle; pats his chest]

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Matinee

Harnessing Fear for Entertainment Opportunities

Howard The country is on red alert. People are already scared.

Lawrence Woolsey Exactly! What a perfect time to open a new horror movie. Think of it, my friend. Millions of people looking over their shoulder, waiting for God's other shoe to drop, never knowing if each kiss, each sunset... ...each malted milk ball might be their last.

[Woolsey steps on a malted milk ball]

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The Howling

A Moment of Trust and Revelation

Eddie Quist You said on the phone that you wanted to get to know me. Well, here I am, Karen. Look at me. I want to give you a piece of my mind. I trusted you, Karen. You can trust me now.

[pulling the bullet from his fractured skull out of the hole it left in his head; pulls out a piece of his brain]

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The Howling

Eddie's Reflection on Reality and Connection

Eddie Quist She didn't feel a thing, Karen. None of them do. They're not...real, the people here. They're...they're dead. They can never be like me. But you're different, Karen. I watch you on TV. And I know how good I can make you feel. I'm gonna light up your whole body, Karen.

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Hail, Caesar!

Unity in Division: A Theological Discussion

Catholic Clergyman It's the foundation of our belief that Christ is most properly referred to as the Son of God. It's the Son of God who takes the sins of the world upon himself, so that the rest of God's children, we imperfect beings, through faith, may enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

Eddie Mannix So, God is - split?

Catholic Clergyman Yes! And no.

Eastern Orthodox Clergyman There is unity in division.

Protestant Clergyman And division in unity.

Eddie Mannix I'm not sure I follow padre.

Rabbi Young man, you don't follow for a very simple reason. These men are screwballs.

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Hail, Caesar!

Discussion on Fair Depiction of Christ

Eddie Mannix We don't need to agree on the nature of the deity here. If we could focus on the Christ, whatever his parentage. My question is: is our depiction fair?

Eastern Orthodox Clergyman I have seen worse.

Eddie Mannix Reverend?

Protestant Clergyman There's nothing to offend a - reasonable man.

Eddie Mannix Father?

Catholic Clergyman The motion picture teleplay was respectful and exhibited tastefulness and class.

Rabbi Who made you an expert all of the sudden?

Eddie Mannix And, what do you think, Rabbi?

Rabbi Eh? I haven't an opinion.

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Hail, Caesar!

The Complexity of Christ's Nature

Eddie Mannix As for the religious aspect, does the depiction of Christ Jesus cut the mustard?