Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - A Moment of Attention from Splinter
Splinter:
Ahem.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Honor and Defiance Amidst Chaos
Raph, Mikey, and Donnie: [alarmed; pleadingly]
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Shredder: [absolutely horrified; angrily; attempts to joust Splinter, but his yari is caught in a nunchaku chain and he is hanging over the edge of a building]
You. Now I will finish what I began with your EAR!
Splinter: [Shredder reaches for the back of his belt, takes out a knife and throws it at Splinter, who dodges and grabs it and, at the same time, releases Shredder, who, while screaming, falls into the garbage truck]
Death comes for us all, Oroku Saki, but something much worse comes for you. For when you die, it will be... ...without honor.
Casey: [sarcastically; activates the trash compactor with Shredder inside]
Oops!
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Kitchen Mishaps and Parental Observations
Mikey: [tosses the pizza while Leonardo slices it; a pizza slice lands on Splinter's head]
Yes, friends, the new Turbo Ginsu! Wa-hoo! It dices, it slices, and yet makes French fries in three different- WHOOPS!
Splinter: [annoyed]
Mmm, kids.
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