Her Highness and the Bellboy - Challenges of Working Day and Night
Jimmy Dobson:
Good evening, Mrs. Odell, how are you this evening?
Mrs. Odell:
Poorly!
Jimmy Dobson:
Aw, thats too bad. I guess working nights doesn't agree with you.
Mrs. Odell:
Neither does working days.
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Her Highness and the Bellboy - A Conversation About the Night Ahead
Jimmy Dobson:
It's going to be a beautiful night, too. At least, that's my frank opinion.
Princess Veronica:
Mine too.
Jimmy Dobson:
Well, for stepping out, I mean.
Princess Veronica:
For what?
Jimmy Dobson:
For going somewhere and doing something.
Princess Veronica:
Oh, you want to step out tonight? Is that it?
Jimmy Dobson:
Yeah! That's it. That certainly is it.
Princess Veronica:
Well, then, step.
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Her Highness and the Bellboy - Confused Conversations Across European Cities
Princess Veronica:
There's nothing wrong with me, really.
Jimmy Dobson:
Are you sure?
Princess Veronica:
You see, well, the Budapest was Hungary and the Cairo got Madrid and wouldn't Lisbon. So, the Balkans couldn't Bucharest and that's what made Naples truer than Cologne.
Jimmy Dobson:
Oh. Oh, I see.
Princess Veronica:
You do?
Jimmy Dobson:
Oh, of Corsica.
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Her Highness and the Bellboy - Proper Hand-Kissing Etiquette Explained
Princess Veronica:
Now, when you kiss a lady's hand, don't be so athletic about it - or, so noisy! Don't snatch it up as if it were cake and you were going to bite it. The lips are brought to the hand - and not the hand to the lips. Remember that, next time.
Jimmy Dobson:
Yes, your Highness. Could next time, be now?
Princess Veronica: [Jimmy's lips remain on her hand]
Very well. But, remember, don't snatch - and don't smack! Now, crisply. And slowly. But, not too slowly.
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Her Highness and the Bellboy - Discovering New Experiences Through Food
Princess Veronica:
They are delicious, your hot dogs.
Jimmy Dobson:
You've never had one before?
Princess Veronica:
Never.
Jimmy Dobson:
Gee, babe, you just haven't been anywhere, have you?
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Her Highness and the Bellboy - An Unexpected Walk Together
Jimmy Dobson:
You going somewhere special?
Princess Veronica:
No. Just for a walk.
Jimmy Dobson:
Well, I'll go with you.
Princess Veronica:
Why?
Jimmy Dobson:
Well, you're a stranger here. A babe like you with a face like that, has got to be awfully careful in a world like this.
Princess Veronica:
Careful of what?
Jimmy Dobson:
Oh, things.
Princess Veronica:
Things?
Jimmy Dobson:
Well, men. I'm sorry to say, that we can't be trusted.
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Her Highness and the Bellboy - Miscommunication About Albert's Quirky Behavior
Jimmy Dobson:
Don't mind Albert, he's harmless. He's just a bit babe-whacky, that's all.
Princess Veronica:
He's what?
Jimmy Dobson:
Dame dizzy! You know, he's got nights on his mind.
Princess Veronica:
Knights? On his mind?
Jimmy Dobson:
Well, he likes tomatoes.
Princess Veronica:
They're good for him.
Jimmy Dobson:
Not the kind Albert likes. Say, you're a foreigner, aren't you.
Princess Veronica:
Yes.
Jimmy Dobson:
Well, now, look Toots, I'll explain it to you. Over here, we have two kinds of tomatoes. One is the vegetable. The other is you.
Princess Veronica:
Me? I am a tomato?
Jimmy Dobson:
Oh, Grade A and extra fancy.
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Her Highness and the Bellboy - A Unique Perspective on Perfection
Jimmy Dobson:
She's not plump. She's not unplump either. Well - she's perfect.
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Her Highness and the Bellboy - Admiring a Down-to-Earth Personality
Jimmy Dobson:
She's the unsnoodiest person I've ever known.
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My Son John - Father-Son Conversation on Awareness and Concerns
Dan Jefferson:
As your father, you and I are going to have a talk, a good talk, away from your Mother. And it's about you, son.
John Jefferson:
Well, if you'd enjoy it, Father...
Dan Jefferson:
Well, I don't know whether you will. But as I told you, we're alert. And we ARE alert.
John Jefferson:
You just said that.
Dan Jefferson:
Yes, and you sound to me like, like one of those guys that we should be alert about.
John Jefferson:
One of those guys?
Dan Jefferson:
I just said that you sounded like one, I didn't say that you... cos if thought that you really were, you know, I'd take you out in the backyard and I'd give it you, both barrels.
John Jefferson:
No trial, huh?
Dan Jefferson:
Nah, you're off on the wrong slant. And you know what I'm talking about. Cos as your father, I want to know where you're headed.
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