Memorable Quotes from Robert Webber
5 quotesThe Complexity of Obviousness in Deception
Simone Le Gree
That's so obvious, he's bound to think it's a trap...
Philippe Douvier
Yes, or it's so obvious that he's bound to think it can't be a trap.
Cato
It's so obvious, it's bound to be a trap.
Clouseau
That is why you'll never be a great detective, Cato. It's so obvious that it could not possibly be a trap.
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Eliminating Inspector Clouseau's Interference
Philippe Douvier
The Great Inspector Clouseau will not be bothering us anymore.
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A Call for Clouseau at Home
Cato
Clouseau residence.
Philippe Douvier
Clouseau…
Cato
One moment. . It's for you.
[turns to Clouseau]
Clouseau
Excuse me; I am wanted on the pheone .
[''to his neighbors''; sic]
Cato
It's still for you, Inspector.
Clouseau
Chief Inspector. Allo?
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Anticipation of Unexpected Events
Simone Legree
Hello, Phillippe.
Philippe Douvier
Simone! What're you doing here?
Simone Legree
O, nothing; just waiting for the fireworks to go off.
Philippe Douvier
What fireworks?
Simone Legree
The ones I just stuck into your pants!
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Payment Assurance in Uncertain Times
Bennie
Am I still gonna get paid?
[after a shootout]
Sappensly
Yeah, you'll get paid.
[pulling out a gun]
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