Memorable Quotes from Robin Dunne
1 quoteAvoiding Lunch Plans for Romantic Interests
Chris
What about Sheila? You making any headway?
Ray
We'll see. I'm taking her to lunch today.
Chris
Oh, whoa, whoa whoa. Don't - don't do that. Okay? Don't do lunch.
Ray
Why?
Chris
That's like the express lane to the friend zone.
Ray
What the hell's the friend zone?
Chris
See when a girl decides that you're her friend, you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp.
Ray
I don't want to be a lamp.
Chris
Yea well then don't be her friend, okay? Take that guy for example...
[points to a clumsy guy and a gorgeous girl skating together]
Ray
You mean that couple?
Chris
No, I mean the guy that wishes they were a couple.
Ray
What is your point?
Chris
My point is - Call Sheila, Ray. Call her right now. Move your day date to tonight. Play the entire thing aloof and no matter what you do, kiss her at the end. Cause friends don't kiss.
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