Romancing the Stone - Negotiating for Transportation in Challenging Circumstances
Jack Colton:
I understand you have a car. We would like to buy it or rent it, we need to get to a town.
Juan:
What do you call this I'm living in, a pigsty?
Jack Colton:
Oh, no this is great...
Juan:
Hit the road.
Jack Colton:
No, senor, see we...
Juan:
Hit-the-road.
Jack Colton:
But we...
Juan: [points a gun at him]
Vaya con dios, gringo.
Jack Colton:
Okay, Joan Wilder, write us out of this one.
Juan:
Joan Wilder... Joan Wilder? The Joan Wilder?
Juan:
You are Joan Wilder, the novelist?
Joan Wilder:
Well, yes, I am.
Juan: [turning to his men, in Spanish]
I read your books! I read all your books! This is Joan Wilder, who writes the books I read to you on Saturdays!
Bad Hombre: [awestruck]
Juanita... Juanita, it's Juanita!
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