Roger Bart Quotes

Stuart They're still gonna kill you, You fucking, stupid cunt.

Beth What did you say to me?

Stuart You're a stupid!... fucking!!...--

Beth Let him bleed to death.

Stuart Do you think we're sick?

Todd Fuck no. Dude, you look anywhere in the world where there's no law... whether it's fucking Chad or New Orleans... and this is the shit people are doing, bro. We're the normal ones.

Stuart Any idea what you're gonna do in there?

Todd You don't even wanna know. You don't even wanna know.

Stuart Are you scared? You fucking better be.

Stuart Isn't it bad luck to toast with water?

Todd Yeah. Bad luck for whoever meets us today.

Todd Do you remember the first guy in your high school to get laid?

Stuart No, but I remember the last.

Todd Well, I do. This kid Greg. He came back from summer break; something about him had changed. It wasn't anything he said or did, but something was different. You just knew it.

Stuart I know what you mean. It's like you can sense it the way an animal senses it.

Todd Exactly. Like an animal. Sometimes, you meet a guy and there's just something fucking scary about him. Something that makes you think this guy has killed somebody. He doesn't have to act tough. He never has to say it. But like an animal, you can sense it. You know that this guy's got the balls to do what few others can. And that's you after today, my friend. People are gonna fucking fear you. Linda is gonna fucking fear you. What we do today is gonna pay off every day for the rest of our lives.

Beth What is this place?

Stuart This place... people come here... people come here to kill people.

Beth What? Who kills? Oh my God, are they gonna kill us?

Stuart Well... not... us.