Canadian Bacon - Questioning Canadian Identity and Crime
Bud Boomer:
This'll drive them crazy!
Honey:
There is no more heinous crime than this in Canada.
Roy Boy:
Are you sure we're in Canada?
Honey:
Do you smell anything?
Roy Boy:
No.
Honey:
Exactly, Canada!
Bud Boomer: [two Mounties arrive on horseback]
Hey, those look like my socks. That isn't garbage! That's my laundry. Roy Boy, you idiot! Pick this up! You stupid jerk, what are you doing?! My good stuff.
Mountie Major:
Hello, who goes there?
Bud Boomer:
Freeze!
Honey:
Johnny Canuck!
Mountie Major:
I must ask you to leave the park immediately and go back to where you came from.
Bud Boomer: [Boomer, Kabral and Roy Boy head for the boat, unaware that they have left Honey behind]
Scatter! Everybody back to the boat!
Mountie Sergeant:
Sir, you can't end your sentence with a preposition.
Mountie Major:
Oh, really? Well, what would you say?
Mountie Sergeant:
Well, I guess, I'd say either, "Go back from where you came," or the preferred Queen's English, "Go back, thee, from whence thou came.
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