Abe Lincoln in Illinois - The Art of Political Persuasion
Mr. Crimmin:
Gentlemen, I may not know as much as you about economics and theology, but I do know politics and what is the essential quality that we demand in our candidate. It is simply this: that he be able to get himself elected.
Politician:
Well, there's something in what you say.
Politician:
And do you think he can do it?
Mr. Crimmin:
I tell you, gentlemen, in that uncouth rail splitter you may observe one of the slickest, smoothest politicians that ever hoodwinked a yokel mob.
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