Memorable Quotes from Roland Manookian
1 quoteConsequences of Asking Stupid Questions
Archy
Bandy, you ever ask a stupid question like that again, see Danny there? He's gonna slap you.
Bandy
Sorry Arch, I was, I was just trying to use initiative.
Archy
Danny, slap him.
Archy
With the right, Danny, properly.
Archy
No, no, no, no. Come on, do it properly, with the back of the right hand.
Danny
What is this, a tennis match, Arch?
Archy
Slap him.
Archy
Oh, for fu... Like this. Now if you can master a slap like that, there's no need for your clients to hold back. They will open up like a fountain, full of words. No need for strong violence, no no; they're transported back to their childhoods. Putty, in your hands; ask Bandy. Look. Thinks he's back at school.
[Muttering angrily; Slaps Bandy, who stumbles; Bandy is biting his lip childishly]
Danny
But he never went to school, Arch.
Archy
You want a slap as well, Daniel? Eh? Now, if a slap don't work, you cut em or you pay em, but you keep your receipts, cos this ain't the Mafia.
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