Memorable Quotes from Romany Malco
8 quotesConfrontation Over Expectations and Pressure
Jay
What are you whining about? You asked for this shit!
[at the Date-a-Palooza]
Jay
Will you just quit whining like a bitch?
Jay
You are whining like a bitch. And you about to cram like ten years of pimpage into one day.
Jay
And after that... you on my level. Come on.
Cal
Just ask questions.
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Elevating Desire Above Reality
Jay
You're puttin the pussy on a pedestal.
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Exploring Sexuality and Friendship Dynamics
Jay
Dude, are you gay?
Andy
No, I'm not gay. I've been with tons of women.
Cal
I touched a guy's balls at Hebrew school once.
Jay
Dude, it's not a big deal. You like to fuck guys. I'm cool. I got friends who fuck guys. In jail.
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Overthinking Relationships and Unrealistic Expectations
Jay
You're making the pussy into this great big Greek goddess named "Pussalia", and what you're doing is that you're psyching yourself into thinking that it's some impossible feat.
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Embracing the Unconventional for Change
Jay
Of course it doesn't feel right. What feels right hasn't worked. It's time to try some wrong, dawg.
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Dispute Over Customer Service in Electronics Store
Mooj
This is a great TV. Nothing beats a plasma.
[talking to a customer]
Jay
What are you doing? That's my customer.
Mooj
It certainly is not. When I came upon her, she was unattended.
Jay
No, no, that's my... She was unattended because I went to the back to get the brochure she requested.
Mooj
I apologize, but it's too late. The transaction is completed.
Jay
Then you gonna give me half the commission.
Mooj
You will receive none of the commission.
Jay
I need to talk to Paula. This is crazy, man!
Mooj
This is bullshit! Every time I make a sale, you go crying to Paula. How about... how about ]? Oh, Jesse, he needs a call...
[[Jesse Jackson]
Jay
I'm sick of you poaching my customers.
Mooj
I'm sick of your crybaby bullshit.
Jay
You wanna take this shit outside? Just take it outside and squash it?
Mooj
Let's stay inside, so everybody can see what a pussy you have, okay? Because when I remove the blade I keep in my boot from its sheath, I can't return it until it has spilled blood.
Jay
Look, listen to me. You are fucking with the wrong nigga.
Mooj
Hey! You're fucking with the wrong ], okay?
[[w:Anti-Arab racism|sandnigger]
Jay
Dude, I will hang your old ass by your turban!
Mooj
Turban now? Do you see any fucking turban here? Do I talk like a turban guy? Do I say, "Hey, Jay, ]? You want a ]?" Fuck you, okay? I was born in Brooklyn. Brooklyn, okay? ], okay?! Okay?!
[[w:Apu Nahasapeemapetilon|do you want a Slurpee; [w:Slurpee|Slurpee; [w:New York accent|My accent is a fucking Brooklyn accent]
Jay
All right, man, calm down, dude! Look... you still covering my shift on Friday or what?
Mooj
If I can keep this commission... with pleasure.
Jay
Cool, man. All right, pops.
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A Bold Declaration of Friendship and Support
Jay
From now on, your dick is my dick. I'm getting you some pussy.
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Instincts and Natural Behavior in Men
Jay
All you gotta do is to use your instincts. How do you think a ] knows how to tackle a ]? It's written, it's code written in their DNA, says "Tackle the gazelle." Believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says "Tackle drunk bitches.
[[tiger; [gazelle]
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