Ghost Ship - Humor in a Tense Situation
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Ghost Ship - Mysterious Voice Captivates Crew Members
Greer:
Earlier, when I was doing my recon, I could swear I heard a woman's voice singing to me. It was like she was, like she was coming on to me or something.
Munder: [laughs]
Oh, no.
Greer:
It was the sexiest voice I ever heard, man.
Santos:
She got any backup singers?
Munder:
Brother, whatever you're on, get me some!
Dodge: [laughs]
I think maybe you're not quite ready to get married, Greer.
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Ghost Ship - Sensing Deception in Unsettling Circumstances
Dodge:
You smell that? I smell bullshit!
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Deep Impact - Contingency Plans for Comet Threat
Spurgeon Tanner:
Could I bother everyone for a minute? Let's take a look at the big one. Now the outgassing has created a vent a half a mile wide and at least two miles deep. Comet gets closer to to the sun, sun melts the ice, ice turns to steam, we get a big hole, O.K.? So, how many nukes we have left in the back?
Mikhail Tulchinsky:
We have four.
Spurgeon Tanner:
If we get the remaining bombs in that vent, there shouldn't be anything left in that comet bigger than a suitcase. We can't do anything about the little one, but it just might give them a chance. Without the arming codes, we're going to have to wait to set the bomb timers until we get closer to Earth to raise Houston.
Mikhail Tulchinsky:
We may not have enough life support left to get back into the cargo bay for the nukes, much less go down with the comet.
Mark Simon:
We sure as hell don't have enough propellant left in the Messiah to manuever with. How do we set the nukes inside the comet and get out before they blow?
Oren Monash:
We don't.
Andrea Baker:
Look on the bright side. We'll all have high schools named after us.
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Deep Impact - Understanding Nicknames and Dreams in Conversation
Oren Monash:
Sometimes I see flashes of light. You know like colours. I fall asleep and I dream. But there's a part of me that's always awake. And I can see myself dreaming. I'm just seeing things differently, Fish.
Spurgeon Tanner:
Well, that's good.
Oren Monash:
Fish. Why the hell do they call you "Fish"?
Spurgeon Tanner:
Spurgeon, sturgeon, fish. Took me about 15 minutes of my first day at the Naval Academy.
Oren Monash:
Your kids go there?
Spurgeon Tanner:
Yeah, they did. They did. And they're good men, both of them. I don't see as much of them as I used to when Mary was alive.
Oren Monash:
You don't have to talk about it. It's O.K.
Spurgeon Tanner:
No, it's O.K. It's O.K. You're a married man; you know what it's like. Every marriage has its good years and bad years. We ended on a great year. Well, lets get started. Moby Dick, chapter one. "Call me Ishmael. Several years, never mind how long precisely, having little or no money in my purse... grim about the mouth." "Whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul, whenever I find myself knocking people's hats off, then I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can.
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Scent of a Woman - Humorous exchange about car performance
Officer Gore: [''Charlie hands over some papers.'']
License and registration. What, are you test driving this baby?
Col. Slade:
Don't she purr, though?
Officer Gore:
At 70 miles an hour?
Col. Slade:
You should hear it at 125. Ha!
Officer Gore:
Where's your license?
Col. Slade:
At the dealer's. They give it back to you when you return the car.
Officer Gore:
You got ID?
Col. Slade: [Hands over his ID]
You bet. Indeed.
Officer Gore: [Looking at the card]
Lieutenant Colonel Slade.
Col. Slade:
And you, soldier?
Officer Gore:
The name is Police Officer Gore.
Col. Slade:
You're doin a hell of a job, Gore!
Officer Gore:
Oh, and so are you, Colonel. Who's the kid?
Col. Slade:
My boy Charlie. He kept tellin me to "let her out, let her out"; what was I gonna do, disappoint him?
Officer Gore: [''Pauses'']
Yes. Tell you what I'm gonna do, Colonel. I'm gonna let you go. On one condition.
Col. Slade:
What's that?
Officer Gore:
That you take this rig straight back to the dealer.
Charlie:
Y-you got it.
Col. Slade:
Shut up.
Officer Gore: [''Holds out the papers'']
You want this?
Col. Slade: [Reaches out and takes the papers]
Sure. Gore, your face and your voice are familiar. You ever in the Officers Club at Danang?
Officer Gore:
No.
Col. Slade:
Ever in the Army?
Officer Gore:
No, Coast Guard.
Col. Slade:
Good Lord. Ha ha!
Officer Gore: [frowns, then laughs]
Your dad's looking good, Charlie. He's got a heavy foot, though. Tell him to take it light, all right?
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